A man is sitting on a park bench reading a news paper. A lady sits down beside him and cheerfully says "T-G-I-F." The man doesn't even look up from his paper and replies "S-H-I-T!" The woman becomes red-faced angry and flustered, she indignantly blurts out "I was just trying to be nice and say "Thank God It's Friday, you don't have to be ugly!" To which the man retorts. "I wasn't being ugly at all, you said Thank God It's Friday, all I said was, Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday..."
I amhappy and thankful for every day on the earth; someday a better life might be had through an open door, but untill then I'll make the most of each of these. Monday is good, so is Tuesday and so on. Each day has its own character and as HotBabe Friday merges with CoolStuff Friday on this excellent, daily visit site I am reminded to be extra thankful.
I am very glad to the see The Hemorrhoid return, his treatment at the whim of soulless harpies parallels that of many of us when attacked by yammering pests of HR departments. PIss on all their heads; let them be their own worst enemies but I'll have nothing to do with any of them.
Its Friday for me....but I work at night.
ReplyDeleteYay! Thanks for the heads up! He's totally a must read blog, like this one :)
ReplyDeleteHosedragger
You’re reading this blog for the articles? ;-)
DeleteWell, it's like a picture book, but for alcoholics, so yeah, I'm reading! Lol
DeleteHosedragger
Thanks! I just bookmarked his new place
ReplyDeleteTerrible old joke:
ReplyDeleteA man is sitting on a park bench reading a news paper. A lady sits down beside him and cheerfully says "T-G-I-F." The man doesn't even look up from his paper and replies "S-H-I-T!" The woman becomes red-faced angry and flustered, she indignantly blurts out "I was just trying to be nice and say "Thank God It's Friday, you don't have to be ugly!" To which the man retorts. "I wasn't being ugly at all, you said Thank God It's Friday, all I said was, Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday..."
I amhappy and thankful for every day on the earth; someday a better life might be had through an open door, but untill then I'll make the most of each of these. Monday is good, so is Tuesday and so on. Each day has its own character and as HotBabe Friday merges with CoolStuff Friday on this excellent, daily visit site I am reminded to be extra thankful.
ReplyDeleteI am very glad to the see The Hemorrhoid return, his treatment at the whim of soulless harpies parallels that of many of us when attacked by yammering pests of HR departments. PIss on all their heads; let them be their own worst enemies but I'll have nothing to do with any of them.
What Dan said.
DeleteGood news. Thanks for the heads up.
ReplyDeleteGreat news!
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