yeah. you don't fuck with old guys. my Dad had one such problem. he ran out of beer during nonday night football. so, walked up to the local bar to get a 6 pack. now, this is in Philly. USED to be a great area. but times change. anyway, dad walks up to get his beer. gets his beer and starts to walk home. some punk thought Dad was easy meat or something (??) no. Dad was not. he was a retired mason. bricks, blocks and sometimes stone ( he hated stone work ) so, dip shit pulls a knife on dear old Dad. Dad being dad, breaks the punks hand and arm. and then punches him so hard he falls down and Dad thinks, oh fuck. I just killed this punk. drags his ass two blocks to the local hospital and drops punk off. the cops come. never good when that happens. dear old Dad has to go to the station to make a statement (his beer is getting warm) Dad pissed as he missing the "game" and the cops won't let him have a beer. some asshole wants to charge Dad for some bullshit. the cops find the knife belonging to said punk after a while. they let Dad go. they do drop him off though. he still pissed. he missed his game and his beer is warm. he told me later that taking the punk to the hospital was a big mistake. should have just left his ass there. ps, Dad was 71 at that time. he was 5'9" and a solid 190 of muscle. even the cops thought said punk was stupid as hell for fucking with him. BTW. dad had a navy cross to Valor in WW2. plus about 16-17 battle stars. I learned early on you do not fuck with my DAD. dave in pa.
Turn off the camera. Then break both his hands before the curb dump. Give him 6-8 weeks in casts and in pain to rethink his life choices. Make FAFO Great Again.
Shoulda poured BBQ sauce on him and let the dogs teach him a lesson.
ReplyDeleteThat's one idea.
ReplyDeleteWhen the dogs are raising hell and the idiot keeps trying to break in...
Gotta love that spartan kick.
ReplyDeleteBBQ! Maybe some bacon grease? I thought that idgit got both barrel from a 12 gauge, the flight he took! Yep, don't FAFO with pops, respect.
ReplyDeleteAnd no paperwork! Double win!
ReplyDeleteyeah. you don't fuck with old guys. my Dad had one such problem. he ran out of beer during nonday night football.
ReplyDeleteso, walked up to the local bar to get a 6 pack. now, this is in Philly. USED to be a great area. but times change.
anyway, dad walks up to get his beer. gets his beer and starts to walk home. some punk thought Dad was easy meat or something (??) no. Dad was not. he was a retired mason. bricks, blocks and sometimes stone ( he hated stone work ) so, dip shit pulls a knife on dear old Dad. Dad being dad, breaks the punks hand and arm. and then punches him so hard he falls down and Dad thinks, oh fuck. I just killed this punk. drags his ass two blocks to the local hospital and drops punk off. the cops come. never good when that happens. dear old Dad has to go to the station to make a statement (his beer is getting warm) Dad pissed as he missing the "game" and the cops won't let him have a beer. some asshole wants to charge Dad for some bullshit. the cops find the knife belonging to said punk after a while. they let Dad go. they do drop him off though. he still pissed. he missed his game and his beer is warm. he told me later that taking the punk to the hospital was a big mistake. should have just left his ass there.
ps, Dad was 71 at that time. he was 5'9" and a solid 190 of muscle. even the cops thought said punk was stupid as hell for fucking with him. BTW. dad had a navy cross to Valor in WW2. plus about 16-17 battle stars.
I learned early on you do not fuck with my DAD. dave in pa.
Superb work.
ReplyDeleteDC? Did he have permit for those feet?😄
ReplyDelete"Who th' fuck-r-you?"
ReplyDelete"uhhm..."
BOOM!!
Wrong answer I guess.
I don't kick.
ReplyDeleteCorrect reponse. The Police are busy, don't bother them. Leave the body in the street and be sure to erase any evidence of it being dragged.
ReplyDeleteIt is a wild kingdom there
ReplyDeleteI just worry that Pops will now be targeted by DC's largest, predatory class of criminals: lawyers.
ReplyDeleteI love a story with a happy ending.
ReplyDeleteTurn off the camera. Then break both his hands before the curb dump.
ReplyDeleteGive him 6-8 weeks in casts and in pain to rethink his life choices.
Make FAFO Great Again.
I couple of kicks to the nuts after he got him to the curb would certainly have been in order.
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