I am very proud of the raccoons that live in Virginia. Very smart and if rescued at a young age (so many parents get run over by cars) they make great pets.
As ya can see by what's broken, the poor guy chose to mix his liquors. Bet he was as hungover as i used to get when i did stupid stuff like that. I truly feel bad for him. Love to see the video of his rampage though; must have been classic!
Yeah, well, I've been found passed out next to a toilet before too. Least he didn't have "friends" with him to amuse themselves at his expense. Then again, he already had a mask drawn on him :-)
"Least he didn't have "friends" with him to amuse themselves at his expense." i.e.: Shaving one side of a mustache/beard/eyebrows, "the banana trick", placing the "body" in perverse sexual positions, short sheeting the bed, etc.
I am very proud of the raccoons that live in Virginia. Very smart and if rescued at a young age (so many parents get run over by cars) they make great pets.
ReplyDeleteAnd apparently great drinking buddies, too.
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Coon or cool as?
ReplyDeleteDamn Siri, coonass
ReplyDeleteAs ya can see by what's broken, the poor guy chose to mix his liquors. Bet he was as hungover as i used to get when i did stupid stuff like that. I truly feel bad for him. Love to see the video of his rampage though; must have been classic!
ReplyDeleteNot the typical "coon destroys liquor store" story. LOL
ReplyDeleteLocal Richmond news does not allow coon crime reporting.
DeleteThey do, but you need to know the terminology....i.e "yoofs"
DeleteYeah, well, I've been found passed out next to a toilet before too. Least he didn't have "friends" with him to amuse themselves at his expense. Then again, he already had a mask drawn on him :-)
ReplyDelete"Least he didn't have "friends" with him to amuse themselves at his expense."
Deletei.e.: Shaving one side of a mustache/beard/eyebrows, "the banana trick", placing the "body" in perverse sexual positions, short sheeting the bed, etc.
Raw egg whites down the back of the shorts…
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DeleteThe cool comfort of the bathroom floor.....
ReplyDeleteReleased on his own recognizance.
ReplyDelete3 meetings a week for a year after he gets out of treatment.
ReplyDeleteThat Bottom Shelf liquor is frikken awful.
ReplyDeleteHe has just become my spirit animal (!).
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