Wednesday, December 3, 2025

I reckon a coon has to bust loose every now and again

 

Raccoon goes on a drunken rampage/passes out in the bathroom of a Virginia liquor store. Story

 
                                                  


















17 comments:

  1. I am very proud of the raccoons that live in Virginia. Very smart and if rescued at a young age (so many parents get run over by cars) they make great pets.

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    1. And apparently great drinking buddies, too.
      -lg

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  2. As ya can see by what's broken, the poor guy chose to mix his liquors. Bet he was as hungover as i used to get when i did stupid stuff like that. I truly feel bad for him. Love to see the video of his rampage though; must have been classic!

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  3. Not the typical "coon destroys liquor store" story. LOL

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    1. Local Richmond news does not allow coon crime reporting.

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    2. They do, but you need to know the terminology....i.e "yoofs"

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  4. Yeah, well, I've been found passed out next to a toilet before too. Least he didn't have "friends" with him to amuse themselves at his expense. Then again, he already had a mask drawn on him :-)

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    1. "Least he didn't have "friends" with him to amuse themselves at his expense."
      i.e.: Shaving one side of a mustache/beard/eyebrows, "the banana trick", placing the "body" in perverse sexual positions, short sheeting the bed, etc.

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    2. Raw egg whites down the back of the shorts…

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  5. The cool comfort of the bathroom floor.....

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  6. Released on his own recognizance.

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  7. 3 meetings a week for a year after he gets out of treatment.

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  8. That Bottom Shelf liquor is frikken awful.

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  9. He has just become my spirit animal (!).

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