Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Adult Problems No One Prepares You For....

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

28 comments:

  1. Duude😂 Sneeze and hafta go to the chiro to get that rib tip put back in.. The glow stick got me.

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    1. And that’s after you made an emergency hobble to the bathroom. Twice. In 5 minutes.

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  2. My joints can forecast the weather better than a whole class of meteorologists!

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  3. Yah, I can relate. Getting old sucks. Seems like there's a new issue every day.

    Nemo

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  4. That last one, usually waking you up at 3 Ay-em.
    ("Relax; it's cancer.)

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  5. That guy was about 35, he sounded like a little bitch. When I was 35 I got up everyday on fucking fire looking to get everyone on my side of the fence. I boarded for an entire day, ate up & spit out 14teeners like no one's business, biked for hours, ran a business with 11 employees and one time was dating 2 red heads at the same time. Shit has slowed down now at 74 but I'm(me personally) building a new studio, rebuilding my glass furnace, got 2 killer projects in the offing and living with a red head. When I start to sound like that dude, just fookin' shoot me.

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    1. 10 BUCKS for lettuce? I am calling BS on that

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    2. Hot damn, you go bro! I too am a 1951 model. I'm still on my 1st redhead from 1976. Unfortunately, 2 replaced knees, 2 blown bicep tendons, screwed up shoulders, too many back injuries (one requiring 5 fused cervical vertebrae) and some head injuries thrown in. I'm not dead or paralyzed from the eyeballs down, so I keep my sniveling to a minimum. I have been knocked down a few pegs, though. Still, I can identify with the kid. Vicodin, not ibuprofen, keeps me moving, almost normally. My system doesn't react with bliss, mirth or euphoria, just pain relief, dang, sometimes I could use some euphoria.
      If you start sounding like THAT guy, I won't be the one to shoot you, you have earned the right for some bitching.

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    3. Redheads are fluffy.

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    4. The only thing that makes me question your story is all the redheads….if true, how have you lived so long?

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    5. No one gives a wet fart.

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    6. Good Lord Tree Mike, Dude you have every right to see the little bitch's POV. I've had some hurdles to jump over but no serious back injuries. Thank the Man for that, I've walked plenty of 3 story top plates.

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  6. Tell me about it. I am 78-1/2, and the hill keeps getting steeper and steeper!

    ***UGH!!!***

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  7. Yeah, and that dude is what? 32? I got news for him. Hey, live another of your lifetimes plus 3 years, that come see me.

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  8. he looks like he should really purchase a new toupée

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  9. Seems like proof that good times do make weak men🫤 Sayin' that as an older man, not long for this world, who's lived the hard times.

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  10. I didn't know about any of the things he talks about before I turned 60. Since then I've learned more about it everyday but to hell with that crap. F#&k old and the horse it rode in on. Get busy living or get busy dying, as they say. It's just pain, find a work around. Ibuprofen helps. Ibuprofen combined with acetaminophen helps more. I would have never thought that OTC meds could actually be a game changer, but they are. Everything he mentions is a minor inconvenience. Put your head down and plow ahead until you are done. No quitting, no bitching!

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    1. Dont mean nothing. Drive on mother fucker drive on

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    2. What Anon said.
      Jeffery in Alabama

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  11. Sorry to burden you with my comment o. Phil’s blog—. It ho esy — he’s the origin Al cowboy/gangster — and yet he let cedreq impose ( o no hmous) comments. But I just want to say GREA5. Was you’re healing

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  12. Didn't there used to be a skit about The Whiners on Saturday Night Live? This dood would fit right in.

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  13. What a pussy. Quit wining and talk to me when you’re closing in on 70.
    Ed

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  14. To live well as an old fuck one must welcome Death.

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  15. He's just is pissed his boyfriend did'nt eat him last night.

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  16. Bitch, if you can't handle hangovers then quick drinking to excess like you're still 18.

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  17. Pain is weakness, leaving the body. Also, an important indicator you are still alive, and have much to learn.
    Bear in Indy

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