Years ago I was a produce clerk in a town where I had lots of family. The store had one way mirrors over the produce racks so we could look out from the back room to see what needed to be restocked. We also watched people doing the oddest things... Anyhow, one day my ol' boss, a former Navy chief, looks out and there is a young woman leaning over a table of goods with her backside towards us. She had long legs and a nice figure. My boss says to me, "Wow, those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves." I looked out and, recognizing her told my boss, "Yeah, that's my 16 year old cousin." Without missing a beat, he straightened his tie, we all worn ties then, and said, "Well, does that rate your boss getting an introduction?" God bless all chiefs.
The cottage cheese one is funny. Reminds me of hail damage.
ReplyDeleteThose behinds made me crack a smile...
ReplyDeleteAre you taking over the backside of the page Jeffery?
ReplyDeleteOh no. I'll leave that to the "pro". LOL
DeleteSo that's what they mean by "payment in arrears"! Thanks, Jeffery! This was a nice Hump Day Rump Day treat.
ReplyDeleteThanks B.C.
DeleteAlways been in love with petites. Married one 38 yrs ago, and still going strong! And hers still has that BEAUTIFUL shape!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, nothing like rump day.
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The End. Of the line.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the one where their ass runs down half their thigh?
ReplyDeleteYears ago I was a produce clerk in a town where I had lots of family. The store had one way mirrors over the produce racks so we could look out from the back room to see what needed to be restocked. We also watched people doing the oddest things... Anyhow, one day my ol' boss, a former Navy chief, looks out and there is a young woman leaning over a table of goods with her backside towards us. She had long legs and a nice figure. My boss says to me, "Wow, those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves." I looked out and, recognizing her told my boss, "Yeah, that's my 16 year old cousin." Without missing a beat, he straightened his tie, we all worn ties then, and said, "Well, does that rate your boss getting an introduction?" God bless all chiefs.
ReplyDeleteIn the first picture, the second one on the left looks like she has a turd coming out. I guess this pose tickled the shit out of her.
ReplyDeleteIt sort of does, but I think that is going to be some dark undies.
DeleteAlways awake... at the Crack of Dawn... or Mary, or Sally or...
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