.....,a fire started in a local chemical plant and in the
            blink of an exploded into massive flames.The alarm went out
            to all fire department for miles around.When the fire
            fighters appeared on the scene,the chemical company
            president said to the fire chief "all our secret formulas
            are in a vault in the center of the plant and must be
            saved.I'll pay 50 grand to the fire department that brings
            them out intact.
            
            But the roaring flames held the fire fighters back.
            
            Soon more fire trucks were called in as the situation became
            desperate,as the firemen arived the president upped the
            prize to 100 grand for any crew that could bring the secrets
            out intact.
            
            From the distance a lone siren was heard as an other fire
            truck came in sight, it was the nearby Norwegian rural
            township volonteer fire company,composed mainly of
            norwegians over the age of 65.
            To everyone's amazement that little run-down fire engine
            roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were
            parked outside the plant.
            
            Without even slowing down it drove straight in the middle of
            the inferno,Outside,the other fireman watched as the
            norwegian old timers jumped right in the middle of the fire
            and fought it back on all sides.It was a performance and
            effort never seen before.
            
            Within a short time the Norsk old timers had the fire
            extinguised and had the secrets formulas saved.The gratefull
            company president announced that for such a superhuman feat
            he was upping the reward to 200 grand and walked over to
            personally thank each of these brave old firefighters.
            
            The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on
            film,asking their chief,..."what are you going to do with
            all that money?"
            
            
            "Vell".. said Ole Larsen,the 70 year old fire chief,...."Da
            first thing ve gonne do is fix da brakes on dat *******
            trock!".
H/t to wildriver 
Didn't see it coming. That's a great one.
ReplyDeleteAh, Norskie humor. A staple of my family lore.
ReplyDeleteWhat would our Viking ancestors think of us today?
That was great for this rainy afternoon.....
ReplyDeleteI spit soda on my screen.
ReplyDeleteHell, we HAD that truck down in a VFD in Florida... sigh...
ReplyDeleteI love these stories.
ReplyDeleteLOL.....
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