Friday, September 30, 2011

Finding Inner Peace...Friday Edition

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following this simple advice heard on the Dr Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed... The way to find inner peace is to finish all the things you have started but didnt finish. So I looked around my house and before leaving today....................and......

I finished a bottle of Crown..
A bottle of Baileys Irish Cream..
About a quarter ounce of weed..
A package of Oreos..
The remainder of an old Vicodin prescription...
The rest of the Cheesecake..
Some Doritos..
A box of chocolates and the rest of my Xanax. 

You have no fucking idea how good I feel right now. Dr Phil is the bomb!!

Pass this along to everybody you know that may be in need of a little inner peace


  1. Well hell if i try your method i can stop this pesky meditating i do to get rid of the demons lol


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