Wednesday, January 26, 2022

According To Chief Nosewetter An Alert Has Been Issued For A Loose Budweiser Clydesdale....

 

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 There has been an alert issued for a missing Budweiser Clydesdale horse that escaped it's stall and has been recorded strolling down the city streets. People have been alerted not to be confused by the rather odd tack it's wearing probably trying not to be recognized as one of the famous animals. Handlers are concerned that if it slips on the slick city streets and breaks a leg or worse falls on someone it'll have to be put down. Citizens are warned to stay away.. especially if it gets hungry..

 

 Exclusive video sent in to TFI....

 


 

39 comments:

  1. Sometimes you Irish can be just evil.
    Oh, the humanity!

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  2. the horror.....the horror.....the horror......

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  3. And to think...???
    I was just fixing to have supper when I saw this...
    Appetite ruined.

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  4. That ain't no Clydesdale, that is a skankopotamus!

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    1. That is a buffarillo, that is.
      Heltau

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  5. You Sir, Are a sick son of a bitch.

    Nifter

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  6. Damn near coughed up the 1/2 rotisserie chicken I had for dinner. Definitely not having dessert.

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  7. What an insult to Clydesdales. You shouldn't horse around like that.

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  8. Self propelled turd?

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  9. One has to wonder how (she) handles personal hygiene around that maximum Maximus Gluteus? Must have a trainer... Chief Nosewetter, didn't he use to have a blog Irish? What was the name of that?

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    1. Cederq, it was “It ain’t holy water”. He still lurks here. As you all can see. 😬

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    2. That's it! I used to read him often, too bad he doesn't come back and resurrect his blog, he woul dhave at least one reader...

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    3. I'll second that! "It Ain't holy water" was one of my favorite blogs. (Along with yours of course!)

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    4. Went there just yesterday in case he was back. Will continue to check. I like seeing the tumbler anyway.

      A million years from now some paleontologist will find her foot prints frozen in time in the ground but will never solve the puzzle like the dinosaurs in Alaska I saw the other day.

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  10. That soured the water I was drinking

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  11. That soured the water I was drinking

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  12. Looks like they're outside the Slaughtered Lamb Pub in New York City. I was hoping you could only see something like this in some third-world shithole country. Apparently we have attained that status. Whew!

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  13. Jezus Irish;

    That is gonna give me nightmares.........

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  14. Something like that couldn't support itself. Probably living off our stolen tax dollars, one way or another.

    My mouth is tasting a bit like bile, for some reason.

    As has been said elsewhere, in other ways, you need therapy...or at least the associated psychedelics...or maybe that's the problem already?

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  15. If you strapped a piece of wood to each thigh, she'd be a helluva firestarter.

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  16. Now, did it escape from the zoo or the CDC? Seems to be well adapted. A simple tranq dart or three might subdue it. Ohio Guy

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  17. Not only is there no shame in her appearance, but literal pride.
    Think about that for a sec... The differences in the world she lives in where that is considered the pentultimate of female sexuality, and the place you inhabit. How are we to co-exist in such drastically different worlds?
    I don't want my kids to see that, ever, but certainly not before 18... They want to parade that in to read at children's story hour, despite the fact I would bet she's functionally illiterate.
    We are so fucked....

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  18. Breyer replacement?

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  19. See what never working and five welfare cards can getcha?

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  20. Why did I do it? Why did I click on the link?

    Back of my head, I knew what would happen.

    Now I'm nauseous and grabbing for the eye bleach.

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  21. that's enough to make a normal man puke. ...and she probably thinks she's beautiful. ...and there's some guy out there champin' at the bit to stick his dick in that. Good news is it's a new wrinkle every time.

    Nemo

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  22. Hooleee sheeiit... how many trips to haul that arse?

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  23. You, my good sir, are a bastard.
    I knew I should have checked the comments first.

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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  24. WTH Once upon a time people were ashamed to be seen in public in such a state. How do we get back there?

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  25. You knave. I fell for it; and I don't have enough anti-psychotics in the house.....

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  26. Why do you do sick shit like that??? That's horrible to do us like that. I'm afraid to close my eyes now.

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  27. That's a small sample of the class-- I saw the precedent of that hippo in the laundromat I frequent, makes this one look like a child.

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  28. Damn, you can't unsee that.

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