Nascar News......

I got this in an email from Paul S. :)



AP Wire -- Raleigh , NC


Jeff Gordon announced  today that he was firing his entire pit crew.  This announcement  followed Gordon's decision to  take advantage of President Obama's scheme to 
employ Harlem youngsters.  The decision to hire  them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from  Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels 
in less than 6 seconds without proper  equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of  high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an  excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as many  races  are won or lost  in the pits.

However, Gordon got  more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only  was the inexperienced crew  able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, 
but within 9 seconds they had  changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale  Earnhardt Jr.  for 10  cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of
Jeff Gordon's wife in the  shower.