#2. Professor Higgins version: "They will ask you for advice; Your reply will be concise; Then they'll thank you very nicely and go out and do precisely what they want!"
It's "per se", not "per say", and "secede", not "succeed". I know, you didn't write 'em, but some folks out there are too dumb to know they're wrong. --Tennessee Budd
#2. Professor Higgins version: "They will ask you for advice; Your reply will be concise; Then they'll thank you very nicely and go out and do precisely what they want!"
ReplyDeleteI think it was Lazirus Long" ask all the advice you can get, then do as you damn well please".
DeleteThe McDonald's "flying disc"? You're not old because you know what it is. You're old because you've still got it. In a drawer. In case you need it.
ReplyDeleteBy "flying disc" you mean ash tray, right? Just want to clear that up in case there are any youngsters here.
DeleteI'm so old, I remember smoking at McD's before I quit.
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(And yeah, it's a sewing machine)
Sell it in an antique store.
DeleteThe opening song will be like...
ReplyDelete🎼The gun's will come ouuuut tomorrow,
Gonna shoot the school out tomorrow...
But we're not suppose to call out people so mentally deranged that they don't even know if they're male or female.
-lg
If course I know what's in the case, I just used mine to hem a few pairs of work pants.
ReplyDeleteThat St. Patrick's Day pic is criminal. - Nemo
ReplyDeleteIt's "per se", not "per say", and "secede", not "succeed". I know, you didn't write 'em, but some folks out there are too dumb to know they're wrong.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
The bear, patiently waiting at the picnic table....is that "succeeds"? Or "secedes"?
ReplyDeletePresident Elect B Woodman
#12 Other side effects are projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea
ReplyDeleteI couldn’t decide between a sewing machine or 8mm projector.
ReplyDeleteYeah that was my two and I couldn’t decide either.
DeleteAnother possible is a 'suitcase computer' from the '80's. I still have one, somewhere.
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