#87 Every time I go anywhere where I most likely will have to wait, like the Dr's office or car repair place, I'm the only one toting a book. Everyone and I mean everyone is either glued to their phone, scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' or sitting there like zombie's ingesting CNN through their eyeballs.
Then the guy throws a flash bang or two through the window, burning the face of the little girl and starts a small fire which severely chars the china cabinet which was built by g-grandfather. Parents handcuffed face down in the food in front of their children. Grandma get broken hip and goes into cardiac arrest. Dad is shot because he 'attacked with a weapon' (held a carving knife). Investigation reveals wrong address and no one did anything wrong.
Woo Hoo! Made the cut twice.
ReplyDeleteJust doing my part to shit all over on the Idiocracy.
Perhaps the Egyptians thought of that obelisk as a gift to future archeologists...
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ReplyDelete#87 Every time I go anywhere where I most likely will have to wait, like the Dr's office or car repair place, I'm the only one toting a book. Everyone and I mean everyone is either glued to their phone, scrollin' scrollin' scrollin' or sitting there like zombie's ingesting CNN through their eyeballs.
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Then the guy throws a flash bang or two through the window, burning the face of the little girl and starts a small fire which severely chars the china cabinet which was built by g-grandfather. Parents handcuffed face down in the food in front of their children. Grandma get broken hip and goes into cardiac arrest. Dad is shot because he 'attacked with a weapon' (held a carving knife). Investigation reveals wrong address and no one did anything wrong.
ReplyDeleteAs usual. Many good ones. I stole a few....as usual.
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