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Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Plotting My Death While I Brush My Teeth...

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

14 comments:

  1. Teeth are a construct of the white male patriarchy.
    Kiki is almost a Kitler!
    I doubt they would sit still long enough but I would love to outfit the local gees with little clown suits and wigs just to enjoy the honking.

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  2. There's an "app" for that, and I like cats.

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  3. Mercury, one who lived for a decade or so, kinda got Kitty Alzheimer's, and got hit by a car. He fertilized a nice Alaska Cedar in my front yard.

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  4. Der, Merc looked almost identical.

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  5. If you are brushing your teeth chances are you just woke up or are going to bed.YOU HAVE TO SLEEP SOMETIME

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  6. I'm sure we were not killed in our sleep only because we knew how to operate the can opener.

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  7. I don't think he is plotting your death, but I do think he is considering how you might taste when he finds you dead and decides to eat you.

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  8. The consequences could be
    Cat-astrophic.
    -lg

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  9. Irish I got this book for my daughter who complaind about her cat's staring "stink-eye" and it helped:
    "How to Live with a Neurotic Cat"
    By Stephen Baker

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  10. No, just looking at his friend and for fun stuff to do.

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  11. If kitty doesn't kill you, the hacked toothbrushes will.

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