Pretty much an asshole comment Nemo. Okay, you don’t like cats. To suggest that they are only good if their dead is being a fuck up. I had a cat that would come to a whistle, wait for me to come home from the highest perch she could find and greeted me like a Golden Retriever.
People hate cats because cats would kill and eat them if cats were larger. Unlike dogs, cats have no obsequious gene. This is pretty much why I like cats.
I reacted about like that one time at work when I was walking down the hall and a construction guy fired a .25 ACP powered nail gun right behind me which to my ear was clearly a pistol shot. The lesson I learned and that they now teach in workplace violence prevention training is that the majority of people have no idea what a gunshot even sounds like and that's one of the reasons they don't react.
Two thoughts: 1)That was effing HILARIOUS!!! I'll still be laughing about this when I go to bed tonight. 2) Could someone drop a broom handle on Emperor Poopypants during a press conference? I'd pay cash money to see that. With Fred Flintstone sound effects,
Needed some humor this morn so I came back to watch again. That flip and then 360 twist at the beginning would have scored 11's at olympic diving competitions.
Damn....send that cat to Kyiv. It could single handedly trash the Russians and end the war.
ReplyDeleteThat had to be a 6 second quarter mile
ReplyDeleteBackwoods Okie
wound just a wee bit tight ehh?
ReplyDeleteFucking cats!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Kitty no longer needed the litter box following that event.
ReplyDeleteMe going to get taxes figured out today
ReplyDeleteCouldn't happen to a nicer species. Do I dislike cats? No, more like hate them. The only kind of good cat..
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Pretty much an asshole comment Nemo. Okay, you don’t like cats. To suggest that they are only good if their dead is being a fuck up.
DeleteI had a cat that would come to a whistle, wait for me to come home from the highest perch she could find and greeted me like a Golden Retriever.
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Delete"Which way did he go, which way did he go?" Is all that came to mind
ReplyDeleteps Awesome header pic today.
ReplyDeletepurrfect example of how it will probably be.
ReplyDeletePeople hate cats because cats would kill and eat them if cats were larger. Unlike dogs, cats have no obsequious gene.
ReplyDeleteThis is pretty much why I like cats.
That had to be at least 3 lives right there!
ReplyDeleteI reacted about like that one time at work when I was walking down the hall and a construction guy fired a .25 ACP powered nail gun right behind me which to my ear was clearly a pistol shot. The lesson I learned and that they now teach in workplace violence prevention training is that the majority of people have no idea what a gunshot even sounds like and that's one of the reasons they don't react.
ReplyDeleteFucking hell, that was loud!
ReplyDeleteLeigh
Whitehall, NY
Cats are OK. If they live outside.
ReplyDeleteTwo thoughts:
ReplyDelete1)That was effing HILARIOUS!!! I'll still be laughing about this when I go to bed tonight.
2) Could someone drop a broom handle on Emperor Poopypants during a press conference?
I'd pay cash money to see that. With Fred Flintstone sound effects,
Mate, I'm with you, absolutely hilarious!.
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ReplyDeleteI haven't laughed that hard in a long long time. Thanks for the levity.
ReplyDeleteNeeded some humor this morn so I came back to watch again. That flip and then 360 twist at the beginning would have scored 11's at olympic diving competitions.
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