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Monday, March 20, 2023

When, Consciously, You're Trying To Live Like Everything Is Normal and.....

 

 ..subconsciously, you're preparing for the first volley of Armagedon....









22 comments:

  1. Damn....send that cat to Kyiv. It could single handedly trash the Russians and end the war.

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  2. That had to be a 6 second quarter mile
    Backwoods Okie

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  3. I'm guessing Kitty no longer needed the litter box following that event.

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  4. Me going to get taxes figured out today

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  5. Couldn't happen to a nicer species. Do I dislike cats? No, more like hate them. The only kind of good cat..

    Nemo

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    1. Pretty much an asshole comment Nemo. Okay, you don’t like cats. To suggest that they are only good if their dead is being a fuck up.
      I had a cat that would come to a whistle, wait for me to come home from the highest perch she could find and greeted me like a Golden Retriever.

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  6. "Which way did he go, which way did he go?" Is all that came to mind

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  7. purrfect example of how it will probably be.

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  8. People hate cats because cats would kill and eat them if cats were larger. Unlike dogs, cats have no obsequious gene.
    This is pretty much why I like cats.

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  9. That had to be at least 3 lives right there!

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  10. I reacted about like that one time at work when I was walking down the hall and a construction guy fired a .25 ACP powered nail gun right behind me which to my ear was clearly a pistol shot. The lesson I learned and that they now teach in workplace violence prevention training is that the majority of people have no idea what a gunshot even sounds like and that's one of the reasons they don't react.

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  11. Fucking hell, that was loud!

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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  12. Cats are OK. If they live outside.

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  13. Two thoughts:
    1)That was effing HILARIOUS!!! I'll still be laughing about this when I go to bed tonight.
    2) Could someone drop a broom handle on Emperor Poopypants during a press conference?
    I'd pay cash money to see that. With Fred Flintstone sound effects,

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  14. I haven't laughed that hard in a long long time. Thanks for the levity.

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  15. Needed some humor this morn so I came back to watch again. That flip and then 360 twist at the beginning would have scored 11's at olympic diving competitions.

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