An
Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving
her husband's libido.
"What
about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not
a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not
a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish
Viagra'."
"What
is Irish Viagra?" she asked.
"It's
when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it
a try and call me in a week to let me know how things
went."
It
was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her
progress.
The
poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible,
doctor!"
"Really?
What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well,
I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost
immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his
eye! With one swoop of his arms, he sent me cups and saucers flying, ripped me
clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why
so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided
wasn't good?"
"It
was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never
be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
It's ALL in the timing... :-)
ReplyDeleteIt's ALL in the timing... :-)
ReplyDeleteI didn't see that one coming.
ReplyDeleteHe did her 2 favors.
ReplyDeleteStarbucks is waaaaayyyyy overpriced.