Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,
Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more.
The barman says,"You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ....... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time..."
Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin .
When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."
The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.
One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.
All the other regulars in the bar notice & fall silent.
When he goes back to the bar for the second round,
The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!
My wife had a custom made shirt for me for our anniversary in July. It has the picture of a 1911 under the word "Inflation". Under the 1911 it says "Due to the increasing cost of ammunition do not expect a warning shot". The guy at the T shirt shop liked it so much he made up 3 of them. One for my wife to give to me and the other two for himself and his brother.
Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,
ReplyDeleteDrinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more.
The barman says,"You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ....... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time..."
Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin .
When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."
The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.
One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.
All the other regulars in the bar notice & fall silent.
When he goes back to the bar for the second round,
The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!
Tis me
................. I've Quit Drinking!"
Please tell me where I can get a sticker like that!
ReplyDeleteMAJ Mike
I like the one on the bumper.
ReplyDeleteOh... Texas, hell yeah!!
That's close to home. Wiesner Dodge is the dealership where I live. I'll be looking for that truck.
ReplyDeleteOh hell ya!!! Stolen!!!
ReplyDeleteMy wife had a custom made shirt for me for our anniversary in July. It has the picture of a 1911 under the word "Inflation". Under the 1911 it says "Due to the increasing cost of ammunition do not expect a warning shot". The guy at the T shirt shop liked it so much he made up 3 of them. One for my wife to give to me and the other two for himself and his brother.
ReplyDeleteLove the "peace symbol."
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