Cute. That may have flown as a Saturday Night Live skit back in the 70's, now, not likely. Seems like "progress" is moving us back in time. About a hundred years. Too bad. We all know how that turned out. Eod1sg Ret
Never wore a condom. I get the reasons but if I don't want to stick my bare dick in it why than would I lick it. And vice versa if she doesn't want a bareback but she is still going to suck it. If you wouldn't lick it don't dick it!
the squadron next to us had C-9's (military DC-9) and they'd go to australia all the time. usually they'd fly back wit ha load of beer and sell it to make a nice profit at the enlisted club.
I asked my friend that worked over there how australia was. he put his hat over his heart, looked to the sky, and said "it's the promised land. the women look like models, and you and all your friends can get all the tail you can handle for a seabag full of squadron hats..."
Cute. That may have flown as a Saturday Night Live skit back in the 70's, now, not likely. Seems like "progress" is moving us back in time. About a hundred years. Too bad. We all know how that turned out. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDeleteThink feudal Europe. That's where they want to take us to.
DeleteThat is an absolutely fantastic commercial!
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/FRAFxxfR8tc?si=BT3zIoVDknvGbyj-
ReplyDeleteFor a communist country, they still have a sense of humor
ReplyDeleteI don’t like playing in the bush
ReplyDeleteThat’s why I keep it shaved. Some men don’t like navigating a wild bush. 😉
DeleteNahh.. I like mine full fur bearing.
DeleteLOL good one! - Nemo
ReplyDeleteNow that's a Sheila worth a grab.
ReplyDeleteSo which Bruce was it? Not the one in charge of sheep dip I hope!
ReplyDeleteAussies will drop trawl for an American accent. I was in my 40's when I got banged by multiple 20 year old nursing students when I was on a job there.
ReplyDeleteLucky guy!
DeleteI prefer to play with hairless wallabies.
ReplyDeleteNow that was Funny!!!
ReplyDeleteHat Tip to 'Bruce', eh?
ReplyDeletePun intended? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZymUMAu_fB0
Ya'll need to get Johno in here to translate her Aussie gibberish... I am on the part more hair than look at a prepubescent pleasure palace.
ReplyDeleteTranslate that into niglish or ebonics for the American market.
ReplyDeleteNever wore a condom. I get the reasons but if I don't want to stick my bare dick in it why than would I lick it. And vice versa if she doesn't want a bareback but she is still going to suck it. If you wouldn't lick it don't dick it!
ReplyDeletethe squadron next to us had C-9's (military DC-9) and they'd go to australia all the time. usually they'd fly back wit ha load of beer and sell it to make a nice profit at the enlisted club.
ReplyDeleteI asked my friend that worked over there how australia was. he put his hat over his heart, looked to the sky, and said "it's the promised land. the women look like models, and you and all your friends can get all the tail you can handle for a seabag full of squadron hats..."
I never got to go.