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Sunday, October 22, 2023

Spin...

 

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that

Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for

horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only other

known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows.

 

On the back of the picture is this inscription:

 

'Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885,

escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times.

 

Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'

 

Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments.

 

 

 

Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters sent back the

following biographical sketch:

 

'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His

business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian

assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in

1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government

facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the

railroad.

 

In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the

renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency.

 

In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in

his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.'

 

And THAT is how 'spin' is done...

 

 

h/t to Iadolpholiverbush

14 comments:

  1. Judy was found alone in her burning car after committing suicide by shooting herself three times in the head.

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    1. Yes, poor Judy.

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    2. Police are asking for public assistance in locating the suicide weapon and shell casings.

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    3. She actually shot herself three times in the back of the head.

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    4. The gun was found 20 yards away, under a board.

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    5. I fact checked this and it just isn't true. None of the horse thieves in Hillary's family tree were ever captured!

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    6. It was a pump shotgun, not a pistol.

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  2. Have you seen us, Uncle Remus

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHIhsq9qHPk

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  3. Yeah, shot herself three times in the head---with a bolt-action .22 rifle.

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  4. This just isn't true. I fact checked and none of the horse thieves in Hillary's were ever captured!

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  5. Thankfully, the traitor to the republic that published this, is being detained -- overseas, "outside the jurisdiction of The United State" -- giving The Donald a campaign issue, "He will free 1 moar illionaire pederast, from prison, every week he is kept out of His rightful throne. After he is resettled on His rightful throne."

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  6. My great Uncle was the last of the well hung Lapp’s
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    No, really he was hung in a well. No trees nearby in the grassland prairie

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