Another reason why living together FIRST is a great idea. Best to understand when you've picked up a broken model before you complete the sale. Gotta think that this isn't the ONLY unbelievably stupid thing she's ever done. Also, what sort of completely WORTHLESS parents does she have that she has gotten this far in life NOT PEELING HER OWN DAMN BANANAS?? I mean there is only so good that she can "peel" your banana, in order to put up with this level of stupidity.
I'm going to have to look in my girlfriend's daughter's closet to see if I can find that sweatshirt. Becase that idiot looks just like her. It would explain a lot.
This is the track rental. It looks great and goes fast in the chicanes but it’s not the best choice for meeting any of your practical, day to day needs.
LOL, I was about 12 years old when a cousin told me I pealed a banana like a gorilla. It made since to squeeze the bottom to peal back to the stem. I have been doing that for over 55 years.
I pulled the plug on a marriage proposal when I learned that she didn't know the first think about rolling pennies in paper sleeves. I have higher standards than that.
Another reason why living together FIRST is a great idea. Best to understand when you've picked up a broken model before you complete the sale. Gotta think that this isn't the ONLY unbelievably stupid thing she's ever done. Also, what sort of completely WORTHLESS parents does she have that she has gotten this far in life NOT PEELING HER OWN DAMN BANANAS?? I mean there is only so good that she can "peel" your banana, in order to put up with this level of stupidity.
ReplyDeletedon't swallow the hook, you gullible morons.
ReplyDeleteHey! Cut her some slack...she's new at making sammiches
ReplyDeleteShow her how you do it, different isn't wrong it's just different.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to look in my girlfriend's daughter's closet to see if I can find that sweatshirt. Becase that idiot looks just like her. It would explain a lot.
ReplyDeleteCut her some slack indeed. Poor lass has NEVER seen a banana before. Don't k now where she is from, but wonder if she has any sisters or cousins?
ReplyDeleteThen again, if you are old enough, recall how Gerald Ford ate his first tamale?
This is the track rental. It looks great and goes fast in the chicanes but it’s not the best choice for meeting any of your practical, day to day needs.
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If she's not (over) confidant that she can just swallow it whole, it ain't worth ante-ing up (over) half your stuff.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the ass...?!
ReplyDeleteYou people Clearly know Nothing about canning bananas.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I was about 12 years old when a cousin told me I pealed a banana like a gorilla. It made since to squeeze the bottom to peal back to the stem. I have been doing that for over 55 years.
ReplyDeleteThat's the way monkeys do it. I would think they would know !!
DeleteNow show her vacuuming the carpet....so many thoughts....not enough time
ReplyDeleteThe first man to eat a banana:
ReplyDelete"This is awful"
The first man to peal a banana:
"Hey, these things are great. I gotta show the missus."
I think that I married her, twice.
ReplyDeleteIf I’m married to that at my age…..,she can peel bananas how ever she wants. I didn’t marry her for the kitchen skills
ReplyDeleteI didn't know banana peelings could be recycled like paper
ReplyDeleteHigh in potassium. GREAT aa compost builder.
DeleteI pulled the plug on a marriage proposal when I learned that she didn't know the first think about rolling pennies in paper sleeves. I have higher standards than that.
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