Was not expecting that at all. If you notice; he was still going to jail.
It's way easier than that to beat a dui. You gotta be cool and let them do the sobriety thang. Then go through the motions and shut yer mouth. Then get the attorney. It's a done deal. You're driving again.
The cops ALWAYS fuck up unless YOU are shitfaced. Even then they fuck it up. Gonna cost you attorney tho.
I used to work with this guy had a lead foot, he got pulled over one night and the orificer gets on him not for speeding, which he almost certainly was, but for not having his seat belt on. Yes I did, he said. No you didn't, the orificer said, and back and forth several times and finally the orificer looks at his wife in the passenger seat and says, lady, you look like an honest person. Did your husband have his seat belt on or not? She just shakes her head and says, I dunno, orificer, I never argue with him when he's been drinking.
They say the universe is infinite. But surely it has an edge, kind like an end-of-road situation, doesn't it? So let's say there is an edge to the universe-then what is on the other side? Think about that one on sleepless nights.
Was not expecting that at all. If you notice; he was still going to jail.
ReplyDeleteIt's way easier than that to beat a dui. You gotta be cool and let them do the sobriety thang. Then go through the motions and shut yer mouth. Then get the attorney. It's a done deal. You're driving again.
The cops ALWAYS fuck up unless YOU are shitfaced. Even then they fuck it up. Gonna cost you attorney tho.
The reason it's not a felony??? I'll wait for it.
Guessing the attorney way out runs around $10K? That is what a simple domestic violence fuck-up cost more than one of my buddies.
DeleteOOps that was me^^^ Dui thang.
ReplyDeleteSince you recitted all that from memory without slurring a single word sir, you are free to go.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't slurring. It's talking in cursive.
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ReplyDeleteROFLOL!
ReplyDeletePresident Elect B Woodman
I would have been funnier with Joe Pesci doing it...
ReplyDeleteI think I mighta called him a cab and sent him home. That was some funny shit!
ReplyDeleteCabs at night in those situations are expensive. Offer to ride with the officer over to Popeyes for a well earned snack.
DeleteLove it… might just try that some day. Hopefully not.
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I used to work with this guy had a lead foot, he got pulled over one night and the orificer gets on him not for speeding, which he almost certainly was, but for not having his seat belt on. Yes I did, he said. No you didn't, the orificer said, and back and forth several times and finally the orificer looks at his wife in the passenger seat and says, lady, you look like an honest person. Did your husband have his seat belt on or not? She just shakes her head and says, I dunno, orificer, I never argue with him when he's been drinking.
ReplyDeleteFunny shit rite thar
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ReplyDeleteIt's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down...
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They say the universe is infinite. But surely it has an edge, kind like an end-of-road situation, doesn't it? So let's say there is an edge to the universe-then what is on the other side? Think about that one on sleepless nights.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Mrs Robinson :))
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