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Wednesday, May 17, 2023

Mutual Of Irish's Wild Kingdom... The FAFO Chronicles... New York Thug meets Arizona Ranchhand.. Hilarity Ensues..

 

 

 




 

 

 

 

43 comments:

  1. Mouth overloaded his ass.

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    1. Watched it 6 times, gonna go back and watch it some more.

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  2. Right at the end was that boy getting his Cadillac stolen while he was on the ground?

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  3. Never fight out of your weight class !

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  4. Feel good video of the day.

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  5. never seen a head bob so much. haahaaaaaagaa

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    1. He was trying to figure out where the sound of those ringing bells was coming from.

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  6. That weird backward bend of his upper torso at the end of the video? Dindu received some TBI. Be interesting to see a news report on this and find out if DN lost some seriously needed IQ points.

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  7. Ol’ I’m from New York shouldn’a fucked with that hay throwin boy… It’s good to see nobody had to die over some words. Once a clear winner is established, the victor walks away and the loser hopefully learned a lesson about shootin his mouth off. The way it should be.

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  8. A delightful start to the day :)

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  9. yeah, way back in West Berlin. had some clown from shitago rip off some of my t-shirts from the dryer in the barracks
    even caught the clown WEARING one. his words where "I from shit ago , what are you going to do? "
    I hit him in the head with the beer bottle I was drinking out of. then got my shirts back.
    used to try and get a t shirt from every place I went to back them. had quite a few by the time I got back home.
    TOP was glad I didn't really hurt his ass. the clown in question got transfer to another unit by the end of the day.
    I think if something like that happens today, I would be going to the stockade ! dave in pa.

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  10. Ladies and gentlemen,
    I strongly recommend you avoid punching that solid bone box containing the brain.
    That is hard on hands and wrists.
    Sometime later in your decades, you may need your hands and wrists.
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    Instead, look to Target Focus Training and founder former SEAL Tim Larkin.
    They teach strikes to the side of the neck.
    The jugular and carotid interrupt the brain's blood supply, causing instant disorientation.
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    Or you could eliminate mobility by crushing a knee or ankle.
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    Or you could crush the throat, initiating suffocation.
    Then interrupt the sinus rhythm with a strike to the solar plexus.
    Then a groin strike -- against any sex -- to initiate hypovolemic shock.
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    An aside:
    Target Focus Training is intended to save your life.
    Saving your life involves crippling, blinding, or killing your victim(s).
    A tune-up on a blow-hard will back-fire, and after a few days of jail, you wish you merely walked away.
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    I worked in penitentiary settings.
    Are you aware convict enforcers study anatomy to insure immediate success.

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    1. Or, you could read the USMC Handbook. Eleven different ways to immobilize a normal functioning human using only a hand or finger.
      Of course, stronger methods are also included.

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    2. Easier to slam face into pavement-he is a pavement ape, after all.

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    3. This is swinging after the bell, no pun intended, but in the movie "The Devil's Brigade" (1968) there was a character named "sergeant O'Neill." a short synopsis follows, in case you've not seen it.

      During World War II, a special fighting unit is formed that combines a crack Canadian Army unit and a conglomeration of U.S. Army misfits who had previously served time in military jails. After an initial period of conflict between the two groups, their enmity turns to respect and friendship, and the unit is sent Italy to attempt a dangerous mission that has heretofore been considered impossible to carry out.

      In the flick, actor Claude Akins played Pvt. Rocky Rockman, a big thuggish brute, always spoiling for a fight. his hobby was pushing around the Canadians. The ranking Canadian officer, who had forbade his men to brawl with the Americans brought in Sgt O'Neill, in part to put Rocky in his place, but mostly to teach hand to hand combat. At 6'1", and 200 and some pounds of muscle, Akins fit the part of "the big tough meanie" well. The part where actor Jeremy Slate, playing Sgt O'Neill, mops the floor with Akins is one of the most satisfying chunks of Hollywood cinema.

      "The Devil's Brigade" is one of those "based on a true story" films, and so the Sgt O'Neill character existed in real life. He wound up instructing hand to hand combat to nearly every Allied special forces unit in the world, and continued doing so long after retirement from the Canadian Army. His signature move is something most everyone can do and is as follows:

      Take one foot, lift it as high as you can, and smash it down as hard as you can, high on the instep of the bad guy's foot. It helps to be wearing combat boots, but with enough force, it can be done with soft soles too. Speaking of enough force, you ought to be able to break bones in the bad guy's foot. That alone should incapacitate your antagonist, but this instructor always taught to kill your opponent.

      White-hot pain in the foot will naturally causes the body to bend down to grab at the pain. Our instructor taught to cock your hand back and drive your palm into the bad guy's face. This will cause you to hit the baddie in the face, either driving the jaw bone, or the sharp bone in the nose into the brain.

      Then it's lights out, permanently...

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  11. My gawwwwd, is that ever funny! Haven't laughed so hard in decades.

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  12. If you're going to fight; fight to win.

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    1. My dad taught me that once you get the upper hand do not let the attacker stand up until he cannot, does not mean to kill the attacker just disable so you can walk away & teach the attacker a lesson.....unless of course its a do or die situation...wait till they throw the first punch then it becomes self defense.

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  13. That was glorious!

    Pro Tip: Save your hands.
    Once you're in that final position, grab hair or ears, and let the concrete do the work.
    No Boxer's fractures, and concrete is a lot harder than your fists. And their head.

    Just saying.

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    1. Yes, contrary to all the John Wayne movies, if you throw enough punches to the head, you will break bones in your hand. It is also impossible and pointless to learn how to "take" a punch. Fight smart, always.

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    2. You are to punch the back of the head to force the face into the pavement.

      Besides, never hit someone when they are laying down - that is no way to fight.
      When the bugger is on his knees, you can't miss.

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  14. Looked like that other nigger was looking for a beat down too. If the other whites wouldn't have been there he would have kicked the dude in the head for sure.

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  15. What I noticed immediately was the guy's buddy making sure no one jumped into the fight.
    If dindu's buddies were there they would have been piling on.

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  16. Just made my day. Love a good Hawoopin….yeah I put the H before the W
    Ken

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  17. Now, that's what I call an attitude adjustment.

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  18. Alligator mouth
    Paper asshole

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  19. Willing to bet dindu did the very same thing as soon as he recovered. Ya can't fix stupis.

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  20. Poor thing made over half way across the nation before someone was nice enough to educate him on the illogical folly of his ways. Too bad his mother or father didn't instill an ounce of respect into their precious child. If you do not educate your children the world will do it for you.

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  21. Don't care if Arizona Ranchhand has a Dunlop beer belly. He throws hay bales and newborn calves bigger than Mr New Yawk, Don't mess with the working man.
    President Elect B Woodman

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    1. I learned that lesson in high school wrestling, you don't f with ranchhands or farm kids. Came up against a kid who never saw the inside of a weight room, but he did spend all summer, every summer, baling hay. First moment I grabbed on to him my brain told me, uh-oh. I barely won, 5-4, but only because I was quicker. We had a good meet up after the match. Great guy, strongest guy I ever wrestled.

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    2. Remember Rulon Gardner, the Wyoming farm boy who defeated the Russian badass who had been undefeated in 13 years to win the Gold Medal at the 2000 Olympics?

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    3. my dad ran a concrete crew. his idea of summer vacation was to drag my ass out to work after school let out
      after I turn 11 or 12. anyway, if you want to get in killer shape. work concrete. if you managed to make the full first week, you could last the summer. I had muscles that hurt I didn't know I had !
      it was only years later did I realize just what he did for me. by the time I was 17 or so, I was 6'2" and 190 pounds of rock hard muscle. not gym muscle, but work muscle. that has made my life a lot easier as people
      didn't try fucking with me. and in the army, I was in better shape than the DI where. got the hand to hand part
      and I tossed the teacher on his ass 3 times in a row. we became friends after that. he wanted to know what my uncle Jack taught me. uncle Jack was a marine in ww2. he taught me a few things my dad didn't like
      he thought I might kill some asshole without thinking. dave in pa.

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  22. Always a good day when a porch ape fucks around and finds out. Of course it would have been better if he had given the dindu a curb stomp to remember him by.😂👍

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  23. Welcome to Arizona.

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  24. Welcome to the FAFO Masterclass....

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  25. "I'm from new yawk"..... Best haul your mouthy nignog ass the fuck back there before something REALLY bad happens, spook. hahahahahahahahaha

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  26. Thank you!!!
    Best laugh of my week!
    Paul J

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  27. Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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  28. I found that strongly refreshing!

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  29. I'm beginning to feel a rift in the matrix....folks are using euphonism's for a human of the darker shade. No one seems to be holding back. Hm, have we turned a corner on all of the "societal niceties"?....................'bout time.

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    1. Eugene, Oregon.
      Few wakanda-Americans around these parts.
      However, we have an abundance of goofballs of -- allegedly -- Northern European Heritage.
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      Pigmentation has little to do with stupit behavior, although admittedly, some wakanda-Americans seem intent on perpetuating their stereotypes as perpetuated on televisionprogramming by the hollywood tribe.... the old axiom of 'divide and conquer' in action.
      If a few of the tribe need to be sacrificed to accomplish the goal, that is regrettable but necessary.
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      An aside:
      * Mexcuns hate Guatamalans.
      * Legit Latin migrants hate illegals.
      * Rural folk rightfully distrust city-folk, city-folk are irrationally skeered poopless of anything outside city limits.
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      An aside:
      At the gym, a Caucasian youngster had that slum-trash 'music' blasting through his headphones.
      I asked an elderly mulatto gentleman "Do you... like that type of music?"
      His response:
      * "HELL, NO!"
      A blanket belief regarding pigments and heritages can blind a person to reality.

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