Sunday, April 2, 2023

FAFO...How It's Done In Texas...

 

 Truck gets stolen.

Owner activates Air Tag.

Owner calls Police.

Owner doesn't bother waiting a few months.

Owner finds truck.

Owner argues with soon to be FAFO award recipient.

Owner awards prize.

Crowd cheers.

 

 

 Story here <<<





19 comments:

  1. Glad to see somebody is fighting back. In most larger cities car theft is a low priority crime for the police to investigate.

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    1. As well it should be.

      Just a vehicle.

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    2. A vehicle, that is a substantial amout of monetary value, that allows the user to make money, get to the hospitalor doctor or pharmacy, to help other people move and do things, that is an essential tool in today's society.

      Ask not why the owner felt that he valued the vehicle over some scumbag, ask why the scumbag felt he valued the vehicle over his own life.

      Seriously, back in the days before the Quakers screwed up the US Justice System, theft was handled by corporal punishment, like caning, flogging, chain and work gangs. Big theft, like horses and other items, well, were subject to capital punishment, like, you know, hanging or shooting.

      How to stop rampant theft? Kill more, injure more, prosecute and jail or inprison more and more.

      Allowing widespread theft is one of the hallmarks of a collapsing society.

      If'n I was in charge, I'd give the victim who killed the criminal a bounty.

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    3. As I recall, they hung people for stealing horses.

      More often lynched, but the point is made.

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    4. Bleeding heart Liberals arrived at the concept of being soft on crime due to the estrogen coursing through their vaginas. Logic will have no place in their arguments!
      I love how 'its just an object' is used to justify property crimes. Aight, get your wife down here, lets have a train run on her against her will. Its just a quick shag? Whats the big deal?
      When THEIR truck gets stolen, THEIR home invaded, THEIR wife raped, they will become conservative republicans.

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  2. The synopsis/summary was spot on. If "news" was actually reported in straight-forward, common sense language some of these retards might be saved from the consequences of their folly.

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  3. Democrats will be upset losing one of their (ends with hugs).

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  4. Only way to improve the story would be with video.

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  5. Note how the police are upset. "Wait for us." Wait how long? "We have the training." So?
    President Elect B Woodman

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    1. Yeah, "We have the training" so why didn't they show up? Oh, that's right, too busy doing asset forfeitures and traffic stops (which are just taxes enforced by the gun.)

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  6. As I've remarked elsewhere, "Once upon a time in the West, didn't we hang horse thieves?"

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    1. and quickly, even if there was a trial. Not like today where 200 lawyers, all on the public dole, file motions and petitions, and therefor's (correct no e), hereinafter's, and all the other bullshit they come up with, until some on-the-take-judge (redundancy) turns the shitbag loose in order to keep his lawyer buddies hauling in taxpayer cash to defend him again and again and again.

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  7. Imagine this happening in NYC or NJ or CA! They'd already have statues being commissioned in memory for the thief.

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  8. Hope they don't hit him with the usual bankrupting civil suits.

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  9. Soliz said in a news conference. "Let us go with you. We have training."
    "We won't use it. Hell, we'll shoot you for even questioning us on why we didn't use it if you go with us. Cause we're the "only ones". Now, go cower in fear of our shiny badges."

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  10. Anon @ 1014:
    Your thinking is part of the problem. A large part. You come and steal my vehicle, I believe you have committed a capital crime. You've committed tresspass, to begin with, and if you'll steal my belongings outside my house, why should I leave you capable of stealing (or worse) items from INSIDE my house. Anon, if you feel you must give, then do so, but DO NOT ASSUME I WILL. You are free to do with your possessions what you will. So am I. But, I'm not wealthy enough to give every pavement ape a vehicle, if you are, be my guest. Damn right we lynched horse thieves, remember, no cell phones? You take a mans only means of travel, and in a hostile, sparsely populated land, you've committed murder. Fucking right we lynched horse thieves. That immediately stops any recurrence.

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  11. Anon @ 1014:
    Your thinking is part of the problem. A large part. You come and steal my vehicle, I believe you have committed a capital crime. You've committed tresspass, to begin with, and if you'll steal my belongings outside my house, why should I leave you capable of stealing (or worse) items from INSIDE my house. Anon, if you feel you must give, then do so, but DO NOT ASSUME I WILL. You are free to do with your possessions what you will. So am I. But, I'm not wealthy enough to give every pavement ape a vehicle, if you are, be my guest. Damn right we lynched horse thieves, remember, no cell phones? You take a mans only means of travel, and in a hostile, sparsely populated land, you've committed murder. Fucking right we lynched horse thieves. That immediately stops any recurrence.

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  12. Sounds like the truck owner didn't need the "police training" to get the right result.

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