I've seen full grown cows easily clear a 6 or 7 foot gate. That little fella has a limited future though... end up a steer at best or more likely ground chuck. Nobody got time for that shit all the time.
I've worked cattle before, I still limp in cold weather after getting me knee re-arranged by a 500 lb heifer. Cows are stupid as fuck and will do the most god-awful stupid shit and then blow shit out their ass all over you in the process. They will run full-bore into a close gate, they will jump into barbed wire and get tangled, then kick at you as you try to free them, they'll jump right in front of your truck and then kick and bash it for fun. If it weren't for T-bone steaks being so tasty, I wouldn't have anything to do with them.
And then the words that follow "Ta DA!" is NOW WHAT?
ReplyDeleteMomma's milk is out of reach....
Sound like any back home "Adults" you know?
"I ain't about to be nobody's cheeseburger!!!"
ReplyDeleteThat definitely was the good the bad and the ugly and funny as hell
ReplyDeleteWow! Was that a cat?
ReplyDeletePoor calf found out Momma had testicles.
ReplyDeleteI've seen full grown cows easily clear a 6 or 7 foot gate. That little fella has a limited future though... end up a steer at best or more likely ground chuck. Nobody got time for that shit all the time.
ReplyDeleteI've worked cattle before, I still limp in cold weather after getting me knee re-arranged by a 500 lb heifer. Cows are stupid as fuck and will do the most god-awful stupid shit and then blow shit out their ass all over you in the process. They will run full-bore into a close gate, they will jump into barbed wire and get tangled, then kick at you as you try to free them, they'll jump right in front of your truck and then kick and bash it for fun. If it weren't for T-bone steaks being so tasty, I wouldn't have anything to do with them.
ReplyDeleteI have seen the gate thing Don
DeleteCows aren't the brightest of farmyard animals but they're not totally stupid either. That calf wanted out....and found a way to make it happen.
ReplyDeleteGot tired of smelling nothing but cow patties
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