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Thursday, March 17, 2022

Irish Construction....

 

 

 

 

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.

Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna get the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’ve gone mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’m a lightbulb, I’m a lightbulb!”

Murphy watches in amazement.

The foreman shouts: “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.”

So Paddy leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.

“Well, I can’t work in the friggin dark!” said Murphy.

 

 


 

 


 

15 comments:

  1. Happy St Patrick's Day to All!
    Enjoy the day, Irish!

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  2. Thank you for the belly laugh Irish!

    Proverbs 17:22 A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.

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  3. Happy Saint Paddy's Day to all. May the blessing flow in whatever form the Spirit requires.

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  4. Good One! Happy St. Patrick's Day Irish and all of you Feral's out there. Nemo

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  5. Did ja ever try to screw a left handled Irishman into a standard socket? May the electricity always find its way to ground through someone else's leg.

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  6. Why did Paddy wear two rubbers?


    (Ta be sure ta be sure!)

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  7. Happy St. Paddy's Day to one and all !!!!

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  8. It's good to be Irish.

    You see what I did there? hahahaha

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  9. Sorry, I am on the Orange spectrum...

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  10. What's the definition of an Irish Queer?


    It's an Irishman that loves women more than Whiskey!
    (Yes I'm Irish)

    Erin Go Bragh!
    Or, if you're a lassie, Erin Go Bragh-less!!

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  11. Did you hear the one about the two homosexual Leprechauns, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick?
    Don't worry, it's short.

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  12. Or the two gay Scotsmen, Ben Dover and Phil McCavity.

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  13. I am an American Mutt, but I don't have any Irish in me. I will however raise a glass to all that is Irish and the fortune, grace and history they have brought to our wonderful country. May God watch over you all this day and forever.

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  14. In Ireland they would laugh their "arse" off at the idea of green beer! Green Beer is nothing but a marketing hook to sell more cheap beer to gullible college kids in America! Oh look Green Beer! Pffftttt......

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