Only tards can say 'tard'. In my experience, tards call each other 'tard' all the time. . . I owned a restaurant business for ten years. I intentionally hired marginals for drudgery -- prep, pearl-divers, bussing tables. They always showed on-time, happy, never missed a day. . They did their job while noticing details beyond their responsibility... and occasionally, mumbled something under their breath in passing -- "Low on eggs" or "Need more knives". I verified -- that was my job -- and sure enough, their automatic inventory saved our BACON many times. . And they constantly ragged on each other -- "Only a tard! would do that!" or "Well, since you are a tard!, I guess we can let it slide... just this once". . We had a pretty good time.
A female bartender at Follies in Atlanta got one of those 2nd rifle models as a gag (no pun intended) birthday gift one year. Jokingly, she inqured 'didn't they have a big one" at which point several of us sitting there drinking at 11am on a saturday nearly fell off of our barstools laughing...
I think, in this case, either pic needs the "weapon" pointed the other way!
ReplyDeleteThat's some funny shit right thar
ReplyDeletePerhaps if you're 14, lmao.
DeleteSweet Jesus you people are tards
We don't act our age here. PS you can't say tard anymore.
DeleteOnly tards can say 'tard'.
DeleteIn my experience, tards call each other 'tard' all the time.
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I owned a restaurant business for ten years.
I intentionally hired marginals for drudgery -- prep, pearl-divers, bussing tables.
They always showed on-time, happy, never missed a day.
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They did their job while noticing details beyond their responsibility... and occasionally, mumbled something under their breath in passing -- "Low on eggs" or "Need more knives".
I verified -- that was my job -- and sure enough, their automatic inventory saved our BACON many times.
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And they constantly ragged on each other -- "Only a tard! would do that!" or "Well, since you are a tard!, I guess we can let it slide... just this once".
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We had a pretty good time.
If I was on the jury, I would have politely asked the judge to have the prosecutor arrest for attempted murder, by pointing that weapon at me.....
ReplyDeletethat guy has gone through his whole life looking like Mr. Rooney from Ferris Buellers Day Off. how can he not be a jerk?
ReplyDeleteA female bartender at Follies in Atlanta got one of those 2nd rifle models as a gag (no pun intended) birthday gift one year. Jokingly, she inqured 'didn't they have a big one" at which point several of us sitting there drinking at 11am on a saturday nearly fell off of our barstools laughing...
ReplyDeleteADA Binger must be a relative of Alec Baldwin.
ReplyDeleteThere are some very nice plastic safety "flags" that block the chamber of a semiautomatic firearm while holding the bolt out of battery.
Too complex for the bozo ADA...
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