Friday, April 23, 2021

Friday Femme Fatale Farrago.... A Treasure Hunt*

 

 Tonight we have a very special surprise for fans of TFI.

 One of these pictures of lovely "art" is a reader submitted photo.

They really enjoy the blog and wanted to submit a photo for Friday Femme Fatale.

I have been thinking about how to make this a little more "exciting", shall we say.

The picture of "Mrs. Smith" is amongst all the photos. Her photo number is the 

answer to the following results obtained as you go through this post.


 

Ready?

Add the following numbers together. Each one is a whole number:

There is a rear window sticker, the seventh word is also a numeral. ____

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The number of boobs in the similar bikini photo _________

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How much do you pay a Golden Retriever________

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Number of letters in gum name _________

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Rolls of destroyed toilet paper_________

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The number of sausages_____________

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The number of baked potatoes _______________

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and finally, the number of the percentage of time you spend bitching________


Many of you are very astute and will get the answer.

If you think you have solved the puzzle please! only comment that you "got it".  This will allow others that stop by later to try and figure it out.  THANKS!!

 

I will post the answer sometime tomorrow.

 

 This is photo number one...... enjoy.......

 

 

 


 

  







































































 















































































































































 To double check your answer here's one last hint.

10 times the number of horizontal cartridges plus three.

If you have solved the puzzle please leave a comment for "Mrs. Smith" who so unabashedly decided to share with us on a lovely Friday evening late in April. 

For the record. "Mr Smith" is a luckly man.


That is all... Have a great weekend!!




52 comments:

  1. Wow!! Irish, do you even have a job? So, now I am hungry,want to go for a ride in a classic car and see if my wife of 42 years wants to play. Thanks, you are the best.

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    1. Yes, I have a very busy job and life. No complaints. During the week this is my escape from that life.

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  2. Happy Birthday, Bettie (210)

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  3. Wow!!! Irish, do you even have a job? Now I am hungry,need to go ride in a classic car and see if my wife of 42 years wants to play. Thank you for all you do for us deplorables.

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  4. Nice ladies as usual. But the stereos took me back in time. I decorated the wall behind mine with album covers too, but instead of popular and/or overly commercial bands, I had covers from Can, Amon Duul II, Janus, Pink Floyd (pre Dark Side ONLY), Genesis (Peter Gabriel version ONLY), Captain Beyond, Nektar, King Crimson, etc. People would come over and say, "Who the hell are they?" My response always was, "Let's find out." And then crank it up. They were usually pleasantly surprised.

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    1. The Dark Side Of The Moon Album and turntable took be back to my youth. We would sit for hours and record our records onto cassettes. Lots of good music in those days.

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    2. I had a General Electric stereo that was to die for. Throw on the Uriah Heep or Michael Oldfield, turn on the black light and forget the world.

      BTW, you outdid yourself this week!!

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  5. Took me a bit, but I got it. I must say, I’m all for this audience participation thing...

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  6. Thought I had it, twice. But each one led to a burger. Good looking ones too. Ill stand by...
    db in tenn

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    1. Apparently you've got burgers on the brain, db!

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  7. I thought I had it, then I saw the hint to double check. I think I have it again though.

    Tip o' the cap to Irish for the post and the puzzle and a big thank you to "Mrs. Smith" and also to you "Mr. Smith". Encore, encore!

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  8. GOT IT! Mr.Smith is a very, very lucky man! Irish you bring joy all of us

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  9. Nice lungs on 34, nice plump on 163, nice tush on the right of 185, gorgeous suction cups on 26, nice fuzz on 27.

    Perfection fore and aft in 2 and 3, but especially fore (like a bit more volume aft, to match fore), amid the many standout flotation devices.

    PS Can't find the dog.

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    1. Hey, Edutcher - the dog is filling in for Lucy.

      Leigh
      Whitehall, NY

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    2. I did find a "cheater's" way of finding Mrs. Smith.
      I will however wait until the answer sheet gets handed out tomorrow to reveal it.

      Leigh
      Whitehall, NY

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  10. Got it, I think.

    Another magnificent collage of the beauty of the female form in all its spender.

    Thanks for the brain teaser.

    Nemo

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  11. Got it. Love the game I hope you do them again

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  12. Got it. Thank you, that was a LOT of fun. And thanks to 'Mrs Smith' as well

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  13. If I can get the correct number of bears will you give Mrs. Smith my phone number? She can call anytime Mr. Smith is out of town.

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  14. Nice to see you, Mrs Smith. Do you have any friends that would like to play this game? We are certainly glad you stopped by for a visit tonight, please feel free to show us more, anytime.

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  15. A King Sized FFF this week. I love it.

    I'm of the same opinion as North', except I'll take the old workhorses in 57 and 149. Having a '73 and a '74 F Series would be wicked. The copilot in 57 is an added bonus.
    128 - Nice, but I just never could get too excited about post '70 'Stangs.
    153 is pretty damn nice though.
    155 - Beep Beep!
    169 is a good start, but 1000 acres would be better.
    136 - Looks like Phil cleaned his garage, somewhat....

    Ohmehgawd......maff is so hard.
    I think the bikini numeral was a trick question.
    I got the BBQ platter. It may be nice, but probably not as tasty as "Mrs Smith".
    Guess I'll just be lazy and wait for tomorrow.
    Why couldn't it be easy like a Trig equation, or Newtonian Physics?

    AAAh, OK - I just saw the 2x-check hint. My maff was waaaaaaaay off. Mostly because I missed a couple of sausages and assumed the amount I bitch was 100%. My corrected figure matched the hint. And, YES; I did check my corrected numbers against the hint before peeking at the "answer".
    So now we scroll up, aaaannnnd. Hmmmmm. I suddenly have an instant longing to be named Smith.
    Much nicer than the BBQ platter.

    Outstanding collection again, Boss.
    Enjoy the nice weather tomorrow, you've earned it.

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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  16. I was doin' pretty good through to about 7 then I got to 90 and well ...

    What was the question?

    JK/AR

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  17. Got it! Even though I find it very hard to deal with numbers when encumbered by a massive woodie.

    My comment for the incomparable Mrs. Smith: You can borrow my washcloth anytime you want, and for no extra charge we can provide an operator to help with those hard to reach spots-plus, your satisfaction is guaranteed-each and every time.

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  18. Got it. The Chevelle. Much too pretty for this blog.

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  19. NEGATIVE 592? Dammit, lemme check my notes again.

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  20. No wonder you were so quiet all week.
    Wow buddy!
    I think I fingered it out but then again I screwed up earlier today so I'll be back juuuuust to make sure.

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  21. have you seen this wonderful NH republican someone tried to blackmail?

    https://granitegrok.com/blog/2021/04/caller-tries-to-intimidate-state-rep-over-three-year-old-facebook-photo

    https://granitegrok.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Dress.jpg

    ain't nothin wrong with that...

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  22. Amazing as usual.
    The lime green AMX really brought back some great memories.
    They were very fast.
    A friend got one for his 18th birthday from his very wealthy parents, then joined the Army, shipped off to Nam and never came home to drive it.
    Be well,
    Gunny

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  23. I Got It! Took awhile, but a lot of those pictures needed and second, third, or even fourth look anyhow!

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  24. I cannot believe that you subjected us to math, because we all know that MATH IS RACIST

    Anonymous



    JK, it's Bob, and I loved the game within the game. Got it.

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  25. And thank you Mrs Smith!

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  26. Splendid array of beauties last night. But this week for me #140 did it. And she’s fully clothed too!! I must be getting old

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  27. Got it. Was going to wait til tomorrow for the answer, but I said to myself: I gots to know.

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  28. Got it. Had to explain to the Wifey that it was a Treasure Hunt. Sure-she says.

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  29. I believe I got it, but wow, that's a very professional looking photo. Anyway, my prediction is that you will now be inundated with personal photos to include, you poor soul. Perhaps this was your clever ploy all along!

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    1. Well, I had the wrong one somehow. The check got me to the right one. Not quite as professional level of photography, but lovely nonetheless. And I stand by my prediction.

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  30. Nobody told me there would be math involved...

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  31. Saturday morning, I might try the game later.
    On the Mad maxine meme, I think the word is intimidated, not intimated.
    There's not enough whiskey in Lynchburg, Tennessee that'd make me want to get intimate with that catfish mouth.
    Fyi, favorite burner is back left. It keeps the water hot for my instant coffee.(hey, if it's good enough for Mrs. Olsen)

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  32. Saturday morning, I might try the game later.
    On the Mad maxine meme, I think the word is intimidated, not intimated.
    There's not enough whiskey in Lynchburg, Tennessee that'd make me want to get intimate with that catfish mouth.
    Fyi, favorite burner is back left. It keeps the water hot for my instant coffee.(hey, if it's good enough for Mrs. Olsen)

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  33. That was a tough one, Irish. Glad you gave that final hint. Mr. Smith, you should be proud of Mrs. Smith who graciously consented posing for this post.

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  34. I haven't run the math yet, but I don't mind coming back later to work on it. I also caught the typo/word choice on the Maxine meme, and for the record, the front left burner is my favorite.

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  35. So Irish, when is the great revel? Us math-tards are kinda dying to know those that can cipher in higher, esoteric maths to know who to worship from afar and give envy and praise to this vaulted Mr Smith.

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  36. Astounding, Irish!

    #5 looks a lot like a girlfriend of mine from MANY years ago....

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  37. Why would you do that to me when I been drinkin.

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