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Monday, April 19, 2021

Mornin'! See If You Can Follow This..... You May Need More Covfefe..

 

 The mayor had a girlfriend. The girlfriend had a boyfriend. The boyfriend had an illegal gun. The boyfriend asks his girlfriend's girlfriend to 'fix' the charges. The girlfriend's girlfriend, being the mayor, does so. The girlfriend's girlfriend's 'wife' finds out about it and beats up the girlfriend's girlfriend. The daughter of the girlfriend's girlfriends and the girlfriend's girlfriend's 'wife' ends up running into the street saying 'My moms are fighting.' Civilization? Where did you go? - (Comment by Orange Man Bad at the IBT article ) 


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h/t to JK/AR for the link in the comments at PHIL's





13 comments:

  1. Oh sheeeit Irish! It’s too early to digest this one. I need a whole pot of covfefe first.

    But if it is true that the lesbo mayor of Chicongo is out, there is hope.

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  2. So Beetlejuice is finally in trouble?

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  3. Huh? I got lost at "girlfriends girlfriend".

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  4. Eating their own. I love it but she will still be mayor.

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    1. Sorry, but in this context "eating their own" is a truly disgusting metaphor.

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  5. Someone wanted to have sex with...that. damn near threw up my coffee. I know the struggle with necrophilia is real.

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  6. I almost think I need a flowchart to figure out who's who in this mess!

    --ExpatGuy

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  7. Quite the shell game following that story. I had everything under control until I saw the pic, and then threw up. I understand that you are physically what God made you, but really? As a "leader", have a little respect for yourself and do the best you can with clothes and hair. Now I understand why she broke her own curfew for a haircut. Can you imagine what that looks like after 6 months of lockdown and no haircut?

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    1. Can you imagine what that looks like, all oiled up and nekkid, doin' the gator growl on the crotch of its "girfriend"?

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  8. I loved the explanation Orange Man Bad gave. Sums up the cluster nicely. But if Mayor Beetlejuice does resign, some other corrupt, fruitcake, bazaar loon with take her place. It is Chicago after all.

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