Saturday, January 21, 2023

The Bunny and The Snake....


Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By coincidence both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest and tripped over the snake and fell down.

'Oh, my,' said the bunny, 'I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.

I've been blind since birth and can't see where I'm going. In fact,

since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am.'

'That's ok,' replied the snake. 'Actually, I too, have been blind

since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I

could slither all over you, and figure out what you are so you'll know.

'That would be wonderful' replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, 'Well, you're

covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches,

and you have soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit.'

'Oh, thank you, thank you,' cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.

The bunny suggested to the snake, 'Maybe I could feel you all over

with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me.'

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, 'Well, you're




smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.

I'd say you must be a Democrat.


  1. Rickvid in the Yakima ValleyJanuary 21, 2023 at 11:29 AM

    Suh, I say, SUH! You insult, Suh, snakes of all kinds! I demand, Suh, that you apologize immediately!

    1. Ah concuh, Suh! This Yankee has insulted all us honorable serpents!

    2. That's DamnYankee to you, sir!

  2. I thought the bunny was going to conclude it was a Lawyer, but the description fits a Dumbocrat as well!

  3. Also works for Journalist


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