We had a fat kid named Arthur, a transplant from South Boston to the burbs, a likeable weird fat kid with insane art skills. Ahty The Ahtist, of course we called him. Dude taught the art teacher how to sculpt in terra cotta by making a giant fountain for the school that had to be assembled and installed by a GC, was a better welder than anyone but the welding teacher in the attached vo-tech HS, and could paint, sculpt, and create art out of anything. All this in a 5' 6" 300lb pimpled shy kid who smiled when he was nervous, which was always. At the 10th HS reunion, he showed up with an Italian model, his wife. Dude worked for the Vatican restoring portraits and sculpts statues from his home studios in Boston and his house in Rome.
Nah this picture is just like HS. He's doing his art thing (in this case painting a pretty girl with a brush while his hand is 6" from her body and he will never actually touch her) while said pretty girl is completely ignoring him. Just like HS.
Always got picked last for dodgeball too.
ReplyDeleteAnd the first one to get thrown at.
DeleteHe is still artistic and fat, plus he is openly queer and could give a flying flip about the naked woman he is applying body paint to.
ReplyDeleteWhy did I have to be good at maff?
ReplyDeleteHubba hubba :O
ReplyDeleteIt makes me want to put her on my flagpole, and raise her up to the top, just to see if she waves gently in the breeze.
ReplyDeleteThe artistic kid in HS was a girl. She went both ways providing oral but nobody messed with her below the waist.
ReplyDeleteI married her . First time I touched her pussy it felt like a horse eating oats out of my hand and I knew it was love .
DeleteWe had a fat kid named Arthur, a transplant from South Boston to the burbs, a likeable weird fat kid with insane art skills. Ahty The Ahtist, of course we called him. Dude taught the art teacher how to sculpt in terra cotta by making a giant fountain for the school that had to be assembled and installed by a GC, was a better welder than anyone but the welding teacher in the attached vo-tech HS, and could paint, sculpt, and create art out of anything. All this in a 5' 6" 300lb pimpled shy kid who smiled when he was nervous, which was always. At the 10th HS reunion, he showed up with an Italian model, his wife. Dude worked for the Vatican restoring portraits and sculpts statues from his home studios in Boston and his house in Rome.
ReplyDeleteBeing the photographer that I was in highschool for the yearbook would work as well.
ReplyDeleteLife provides vengeance in many forms.
ReplyDeleteI want that job.....how much do I have to pay to get it?
ReplyDeleteShe looks very nice.
ReplyDeleteYeah.....and that is about as close as that 'fat artistic kid' will ever get to a quality piece of poontang.
ReplyDeleteNah this picture is just like HS. He's doing his art thing (in this case painting a pretty girl with a brush while his hand is 6" from her body and he will never actually touch her) while said pretty girl is completely ignoring him. Just like HS.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to say that's me, but we know it couldn't be. What? No before pictures?
ReplyDeleteSure don't. I made fun of the ones playing sports instead of getting stoned, riding motorcycles & chasing chicks.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
It looks like she has fireworks shooting out of her vagina, she might be really excited about being painted.
ReplyDeleteLiving the dream - good on him.
ReplyDelete--ExpatGuy