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Friday, April 16, 2021

Friday Femme Fatale Farrago... Fortunately Fixed and Filed Forthrighly....



   The carcass of the old computer lies motionless on it's side. The blue screen of death appeared

at dawn just before sunrise. Irish mutters "what the actual fuck" as he fervently works to repair

the damage knowing FFF is but a mere 14 hours away. Upon returning from work with tips from his 

IT manager the hard drive is ripped from the abdomen of the old chassis and spliced into

the body of a surrogate. ( Luckily I had twin Dell work stations from my previous life )

  IT was home drinking a beer as was Irish so the technical assistance over the phone was

 something to be marveled at.



Digits fingering the keys and permissions being configured the drive comes to life. 

As the clock slowly inches it's way to 8:30pm Irish knows there are people that are counting on

him to git er' done.


I'm still fucked with all the passwords and other information I need to transfer and access. I do have

some back ups but you never quite plan on having the Blue Screen of Death at zero dark thirty

on Friday morning.   Needless to say...... I did my best.





 

 


















































































































































 

 

 

Cheers... now my carriage awaits to whisk me to the local pub!






31 comments:

  1. Dude, epic heroism on your part.
    Totally going Above and Beyond The Call just to deliver for us old perverts.
    You have exceeded expectations and have earned my utmost respect and admiration, yet again!
    Double extra goodness was the shot of My Favorite Elizabeth in the black nightie.
    You Dam Man!!

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  2. I've been in IT for over 20 years.
    Ya done good, son. Ya done good!!

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  3. I try to do 118 every day.

    Nice sweetness on 2, nice bouncy on 13, nice wifely allure on 15, nice classic Hollywood on 73, nice good morning, dear, the kids are at my Mom's and I called you in sick, so we have the whole weekend to ourselves on 137.

    Many luscious pillows although some times the lesser-endowed, such as 11 and 22, convey more allure (eyes and the smile, I know).

    PS Is that the lovely Miss Pitt in 145?

    PPS No U in Forthrighly.

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  4. Why you go above and beyond for us I'll never know, but hot damn is this a good one!

    I also don't know if you'll ever find yourself down around the ham (Birmingham) but if you do, just know that the first, second, AND third rounds are on me (and that goes for Phil, Ken, Chief Nose Wetter, Firehand, BCE and a few others too).

    Thank you Irish!

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  5. I want to thank you for going above and beyond the call of duty, in order to ensure that our weekend won't be a total disappointment. Well done!

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  6. Thanks boss,,needed that..now it’s time to ramble.

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  7. Yup, and this is why you ARE the Boss.
    Nice recovery on the computer side. Now you know why I HATE Dells, and build my own.

    Excellent work, Bud.
    Have a good weekend.

    Leigh

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  8. 105? Surely not.

    But she sure'n heck resembles Elizabeth Montgomery.

    Of course the four beers and the shot of shine may've affected my eyesight.

    To sleep perchance to dream.

    Ya done good.

    JK/AR

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  9. Great recovery on the PC. 21. Bat Roost that would piss off some Karens 52. Club face too open, cleavage not open enough 56. looked someone's face that I thought familiar, DDG returned pokies brunette (and pokies was not in the Firefox dictionary) 115.covfefe, quiet, yes.

    Have a great weekend and thanks for another exceptional FFF.

    Nemo

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  10. #133, fastback fucking Mustang, Mutha Fuckas!!!

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  11. I can visualize your manager's entry on the dreaded annual performance evaluation:

    And on 16 April 2021 Irish took one for the team.

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  12. The highlight of my week.
    Never disappoints!
    Thank you sir.
    Be well,
    Gunny

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  13. Excellent recovery on the PC. From our viewing perspective, it is as good as new. Thanks Irish.

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  14. Terrific display last night! Too many great ones to list off any favorites. Another great start to the weekend

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  15. Awesome as usual. My Saturday morning is now complete!!

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  16. I salute you. Ohio Guy

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  17. It took a while, but I think I'm starting to understand what makes you men tic ... It somehow involves /bacon/?

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  18. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!! HOLY BOOBIES BATMAN, I MEAN IRISH !!!!!!!! THAT FIRST ONE IS MAL MALLOY !!!! YOU NEED TO LOOK A BIT AND YOU WILL FIND PHOTOS OF HER TOPLESS !!!!! SHE HAS GREAT NIPPLES AND A GREAT SMILE !!!! SO MANY HOT ONES THIS WEEK !!!! WELL DONE !!!!!!! ;))

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  19. I'm sure glad you did not take the advice of Anonymous and pack it in.

    I would not have got to see #15

    I also see some Boilerdoc bait.

    Above and beyond this week.

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  20. Stellar.....simply stellar! Your mix of babes and food, with some memes thrown in for seasoning is awesome!! BZ!

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  21. I am honored and humbled that you would walk through the Valley of the Blue Screen of Death for our benefit. Many blessings of the Norton Disk Doctor be upon you. I shall thus recite an ancient tale...

    A long time ago, Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to which was the better programmer. God got tired of listening to it, so He proposed a contest to see who was better. He said, 'You've got two hours. Go!'

    So the two began furiously hammering at their keyboards. About 1-1/2 hours into the contest, the power went out. Both of them gasped at the sudden interruption. After a few minutes, the power came back on. Then God said, 'Well, its almost time anyway, let us see what thou hast created.'

    Satan cried, 'But when the power went out, I lost everything! I have nothing to show!'

    Then God said, 'Ok Jesus, lets see what you have.'

    Jesus pushed a button. Wonderful lights, beautiful music, and sounds of Heaven came from His computer.

    Satan cried, 'But I don't understand, how could Jesus have anything?'

    God chuckled at Satan and said, 'Jesus saves.'

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  22. Not sure what you use for security but norton has a very nifty "Password manager", login open passowrd manager and all the sites are there you never enter username or password ever again. You create an account that can be accessed by username and password even if the hard drive craps out reinstall on new machine or on a separate drive in same machine.

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  23. MyCloud home network backup or similar.

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  24. Mr. Irish, your stuff is admired all over the world and from Australia, I say "Well done"!

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  25. Yeah, yeah, what all those other guys said, (Except for the computer geek speak. If it doesn't run on gun powder, I have no idea. But congrats on getting it up and running!). Well done Sir! Just what we all need! Now I'm hungry for BBQ, booze, and my Old Lady.
    Respects,
    The Old Goat

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  26. Damn your good. And that was an unsearchable happy ending. Thanks Irish. ps I love busty brits and the rabbit hole it sends you on.

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  27. #79 is the descendent of the owners of the New York Football Giants and the owners of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

    I mean, not that I would know.

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