I know most of them wouldn't understand how to perform most of these types of duties, so as caring Conservatives, you can offer a helping hand and do them for them. They can sip their soy mochaccino lattes and watch.
Tuesday, December 22, 2020
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Ah hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
ReplyDeleteAw c'mon.....these are too easy....I know way too many gullible libtards who would believe me if I told them this....
ReplyDeleteThat's like stocking up on turn signal fluid.
ReplyDeleteDid that last year. Missed out on the cross drilled brake lines, so I had to stock up on something. This year is piston return springs.
DeleteYou forgot turn signal lubricant. ;^)) Nemo
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DeleteSwap the battery cables so the heater works instead of the AC.
ReplyDeleteYou are just plume mean Mr Irish! Now that is out of the way, what other devious methods and tips we can give to our less fortunate and gullible low IQ lefist friends and family?
ReplyDeletePut a coat of axle grease on your windshield wipers to keep the ice from building up..
ReplyDeleteBoiling water clears a windshield of ice instantly
ReplyDeletePropane torch works better for stuck wipers, though...
DeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of LoL, I'm getting an unusual number of referral hits from this site and yours. I must have posted tits by accident.
DeleteLove it. Bet most modern libs dont get the jokes though.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to check that the "Kanuetine Valve" is working properly......
ReplyDeleteDont you feel the least guilty? Me neither. Had a dumb ass employee of mine microwave her cell phone to give it a quick charge.
ReplyDeleteJust like sweet foods give you a little extra zip in the morning, a little sugar in your gasoline will give it some extra energy for those cold engine starts.
ReplyDeleteHot water in those frozen door locks work wonderfully...
ReplyDeleteOnce.
Don't forget to add a little antifreeze every time you fill up your gas tank to keep the gasoline from freezing, either.
(As an actual side note, you should see what 5 grams of TriNitroBenzine does to your car's performance! Long story...)
(Hint: it's a "cousin" of TriNitroToluene...)
hmmmm xxxxbenzine sounds like uppers to me
DeleteLefties like their lug nuts good and loose.
ReplyDeleteHelps them stay soy boys.
Lefties have nutz (lug or otherwise)??
DeleteRemove 1st & 3rd spark plugs to improve gasoline consumption.
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