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Been there, done that.(Victim and Culprit, sadly.)TBG
Any Air Force aircrew man knows this is Boyles Law...trapped gas expands with altitude. Howdy!
I was on a plane that was still boarding and a 30-ish woman stood up and yelled "I don't know who is farting but stop it now!"
I think I would have stood up and yelled, "challenge accepted" and then farted as loud as I could.
Nothing like depressurizing an airplane above FL100 in prep for a HALO/HAHO. Brings out the "best" in the crew AND passengers. Good thing that cargo and/or jump doors get opened for a while. Phew!
I solve this problem by farting pre-emptively, and blaming it on the wife loudly.
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TBG
Any Air Force aircrew man knows this is Boyles Law...trapped gas expands with altitude. Howdy!
ReplyDeleteI was on a plane that was still boarding and a 30-ish woman stood up and yelled "I don't know who is farting but stop it now!"
ReplyDeleteI think I would have stood up and yelled, "challenge accepted" and then farted as loud as I could.
DeleteNothing like depressurizing an airplane above FL100 in prep for a HALO/HAHO. Brings out the "best" in the crew AND passengers. Good thing that cargo and/or jump doors get opened for a while. Phew!
ReplyDeleteI solve this problem by farting pre-emptively, and blaming it on the wife loudly.
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