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Picture yourself sitting back and watching the end of America all from the comfort of this elegant chair.
It comes with a personal waterboarding set as well as an automatic uplink to your bank account.
Wireless connection to the IRS and NSA are free for the first 3 months.
Watch scandal after scandal be dismissed by the media.
Enjoy the free kool-aid dispenser.
The voice activated accessories are just a command away. Michelle Obama's voice
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All for the low low price of $666.00
FREE with an EBT card!
Hurry up and act now! Supplies are limited but they can make more.
Made in Kenya. No Warranty Implied or Otherwise Noted. Returns Not Accepted.
Fake Certificate of Authenticity Supplied In PDF form. Gold or Silver only accepted as
payment. Sold as is. YMMV.
Had to comment on the new masthead from "Heavy Metal - The Movie". Love it. Have the VHS tape and a cassette of the soundtrack. Have to stroll down Memory Lane tonight . . .
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