Stanley
died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed
someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting
friends,
Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together
and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter
arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter
said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him
over." The mortician
rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Stanley ."
The
mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to
confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said,
"Yup, he's pretty
well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer
said, "No, it ain't Stanley."
The
mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Stanley had
two ass-holes." "What! He had two ass-holes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, we never seen
'em, but everybody used to say, There's Stanley with them two
ass-holes."
Cooter
and Gomer are both now employed in the Obama administration. One in
the Cincinnati IRS office and the other in the Justice Department.
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