A large jet
plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky . Panic stricken, the
local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
By the time they
got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left
smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The sheriff and his men
entered the smoking mess but could find no remains. They spotted the farmer
plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over
to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did,"
the farmer mumbled, unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States ?"
"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all
kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me
most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the
farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't...but you
know how bad that sumbitch lies....
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