I live in a house full of females (been a lone male since The Boy went to college in '01), even the dog, 2 cats & guinea-pig were all XX!) and I'm here to RUIN YOUR ILLUSIONS:
THEY *ALL* FART! THEY *ALL* BELCH! and THEY *ALL* SNORE!
Now...
The SMART ones won't let you see ANY of this until AFTER you're married - hence the confusion!
PS: Overheard women's conversation once - woman had lived with her BF for over 5 years and been married 5+ years and...
After OVER 10 YEARS, SHE *STILL* had never dropped a deuce in the house while her husband was home!
Oh yeah...just tell one that!
ReplyDeleteHA.. Scott Ill leave that to you :)
ReplyDeleteI live in a house full of females (been a lone male since The Boy went to college in '01), even the dog, 2 cats & guinea-pig were all XX!) and I'm here to RUIN YOUR ILLUSIONS:
ReplyDeleteTHEY *ALL* FART!
THEY *ALL* BELCH!
and
THEY *ALL* SNORE!
Now...
The SMART ones won't let you see ANY of this until AFTER you're married - hence the confusion!
PS: Overheard women's conversation once - woman had lived with her BF for over 5 years and been married 5+ years and...
After OVER 10 YEARS, SHE *STILL* had never dropped a deuce in the house while her husband was home!
They sure don't make 'em like THAT any more!!