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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Very Adult Male Humor..... Rated R+

Things The Perfect Woman would say...





Things *The Perfect Woman would say...

1. Ill swallow it all..I love the taste!

2. Are you sure you had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored..Lets shave my pussy!

4. Oh come on what do ya say..lets get a good porno,a case of beer,a few joints and invite my friend Shelly over for a threesome!

5. God,if i don't get to blow you soon.........i swear im going to bust!!

6. I know its a lot tighter back there..But would you at least try?

7. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

8. I'd rather watch the game and drink beer with you ..than go shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Hustler!

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, lets go down to the mall and you can check out woman's asses.

12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays; I just wish you had time to play on saturdays too.
14. Honey..our new neighbors daughter is sunbathing again..come see!

15. I have decided to stop wearing clothes around the house!

16. No, No ill take the car to have the oil changed!

17. Your mother did a great job raising you!

18. Do me a favor and forget the Valentines thing..and buy yourself a nice set of clubs.

19. I understand fully, our anniversary comes ever years for christ sakes..You go hunting with the guys..its a great stress release.

20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with the guys?

21. Christ, not the fucking mall again, lets go to that new strip joint!

22. Listen, I make enough for the both of us..Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly ..now stop getting up for the night feedings.

24. That was a great fart....Do another!

25. Hey honey..i signed up for yoga..so i can get my ankles behind my head for ya


  1. ((My wife has said at least 50% of these things.))

  2. Irish???


    I see youve met my ole lady....you both need to knock that shit off, hear???


  3. @Pissed: HOOAAH....she does sound kinda familiar though....all except that painting the house crap..had a run planned with maybe 40 guys I ride with and this chick decides she didnt want to wash and wax my scooter...she got really, really, really pised when she come out, dresed to the 9"s to ride and found the back seat off and my truck keys waiting....THATS funny! she dont play that shit anymore...let me tell ya....kinda hard to drive a truck in girlie chaps and high heeled boots!!! but hey....grass, gas, or ass...no-one rides rodes for free!!!


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