A Democrat was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!' 'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a
rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 8-foot grizzly bear charge towards
him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant moment, the Democrat cried out: 'Oh my God!'
Suddenly time stopped. The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a loud voice
came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit my creation to a cosmic accident."
"Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?"
"Am I to count you as a believer?"
The Democrat looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a
Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a
Christian?'
'Very well', said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both
paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen."
(from somewhere in the comments somewhere ....)
Let's just hope the bear doesn't turn out to be one of those EXTREME Bachmann types. he could run rampant like a "snake oil salesman" spreading the word without restrictions...Oh My! Good one!
ReplyDeleteGoood bear!!!! Considering how much time the left tards spend in the woods mourning trees and poison fucking ivy, this might turn into a good thing for us....
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