Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three-ring Circus sideshow of Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay
Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your Prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car
It's a Bullshit three-ring Circus sideshow of Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay
Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
And some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit
One great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim 'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be
Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim
Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes
Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim
Fuck retro anything Fuck your tattoos Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memories
Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim
Yeah, fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas Fuck these dysfunctional Insecure actresses
Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim
'Cause I'm praying for rain I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away
Yeah, time to bring it down again Yeah, don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend
I wanna see it come down Put it down Suck it down Flush it down
Sayago: police officer had ice cream with his son and repelled a shooting assault
Two men approached the ice cream parlor, the policeman identified himself and repelled them.