The Feral Irishman

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Irish 1... Bacon Thief 0

R.I.P little guy... when it comes to bacon , it's personal.

To complete the circle of life. I will place him outside for one of the local crows or hawks to
use as breakfast.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Three drunk guys entered a taxi.

The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.

Then said, "We're here".

The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver.

The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.

But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Slow the hell down next time, you nearly killed us!"

The Bunker Has Been Infiltrated... I Shall Bring The Swift Hand Of Doom To The Enemy....

I keep my bacon fat in a tray on the grill just in case I want to make something yummy like
hmmm.. more bacon! or maybe deep fried eggs.... anyway.. I cooked some bacon last friday
and made a conscience effort to protect my stash of yummy bacon grease. When I bought
the aluminum trays I also bought the lids so I could steam veggies or keep something warm.
I figured that would be protection enough.....

Yummy Bacon Grease!

I opened the grill today after my hike and WTF???


Closer inspection? WHAT THE!??... he was busy..

The little bastard went all around the edge chewing at the seam

He won't live to see the full moon tomorrow..........

Lunchtime Trail Walk... Leads to Childhood Memories...

I try and walk everyday on the trails in the conservation land near the sooper sekrit bunker.

Not too long ago they looked like this:

Now they look like this with 10 inches of snow... ( more coming tomorrow):

Ya...I'm just a big kid sometimes................. ( and yes the snow went down the back of my pants)

Maybe I'll go on ebay and try and find some old skool goodies like these:

( Ahhhh the 1970's, it wasn't fun unless someone ended up bleeding or hurt.....)