Monday, January 5, 2026

Fellas, You Just Can't Win...

 










11 comments:

  1. Sigh. Yes, dear…

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  2. Too good! Males generally contemplate via logic, presented facts, and statistically expected outcomes. Females generally operate through feeling, intuition, dissociated information, and inference. Until both parties can think along the parameters of the other, the only other option is to accept that the other is wrong, and find something else to stress tho other with.

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  3. LOL - you both missed because you're THINKING like a man. To translate this, you need to use FEELINGS. This is simply pure P R O J E C T I O N.

    She is trying to use mental gymnastics to justify why SHE stalked HER ex on social media, then
    >without your knowledge< went and caught up with him for a "coffee", and "somehow" just ended up in his car and banged him all afternoon like a dunny door. Now she's playing asinine word games to make it your fault and herself into the Blessed Victim ™ . You're welcome.

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  4. Been married 56 years. Makes perfect sense to me!
    Bubbarust

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  5. The Fairer Sex doeth not comport logically.

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    1. Like Jack said in As Good as it gets when asked How do you write women so well? I just think like a man then remove logic and accountability. Maybe best movie quote ever. Liked the I am sure you'll be back on your knees in no time too. Great movie

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  6. "Hmmm. A very good question, my dear.
    What would you do if you were me?"

    An' if that don't shut her up, play deaf.
    -lg

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    1. Well played.
      And the only correct answer to the impossible question.
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

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  7. The problem with "just not playing" is it comes out of nowhere. A comment, a joke, and obvious correct response to something, anything and the game is on. The game is full on and you are just that second aware that there might even be a game. You are playing catch up without even knowing what you are supposed to catch up to. It likely all stems from something you said or did years ago that she hasn't forgotten. Or it could be left over from the last game she played on you. The problem is you think you are simply living your best life and everything is good and you get blindsided out of nowhere.

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  8. "So you want me to die..."
    "At this particular moment in time, yes."

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