Somebody tell her to speak up! Volume is up 100% on my browser and on the video and I have my hands cupped around my ea...um, brb after I put in my hearing aids. Darn kids don't know how to friggin' enunciate and project. I'd say git offa my lawn but it's covered with ice and snow.
And THEN... after you listen to her quiet mumbling the tiktok sign-out pulse knocks you out of your chair because it's 50 decibels higher! Right? I hate that shit.
Where I live, you lock your vehicle in the summer. Not because of theft, but someone might put zucchini, or puppies, or kittens in it. Honestly, though, I have been confident I've removed all the zucchini from a single plant, only to find a 3 inch wide, 12 inch long the next day. Similar on a few occasions. If we could get corn, carrots, potatoes, and beans to be as prolific, there would be no excuse for famine.
I'm eating one stuffed with pork and veges, topped with cheese. Had the other half yesterday. Quite nice so credit to my wife. I mean to pick them before they get big but was away for a while and they get away.
Trombocino rampicante or similar squash, actually a C.moschata, like butternut squash, it's a 'winter' squash that's often harvested early and eaten last ke a typical C.pepo 'summer' squash.
Why I stopped growing it decades ago
ReplyDeleteSomebody tell her to speak up! Volume is up 100% on my browser and on the video and I have my hands cupped around my ea...um, brb after I put in my hearing aids. Darn kids don't know how to friggin' enunciate and project. I'd say git offa my lawn but it's covered with ice and snow.
ReplyDeleteAnd THEN... after you listen to her quiet mumbling the tiktok sign-out pulse knocks you out of your chair because it's 50 decibels higher! Right? I hate that shit.
DeleteOMG, her first response is to cut it up? AITA, or is that a major red flag?
ReplyDeleteA sense of humor. I like that.
ReplyDeletePretty big zuchinni. Little smaller she might have treated indifferently.
ReplyDeleteZucchini comes in all sizes and... shapes. I'm sure the neighbor can accommodate her...
DeleteWhat makes you think she can't?
DeleteLorena Bobbit: The Early Years.
ReplyDeleteask anyone who grows zucchini or jerusalem artichokes if they have any extra and they'll give you more than you can handle.
ReplyDeleteWhere I live, you lock your vehicle in the summer. Not because of theft, but someone might put zucchini, or puppies, or kittens in it. Honestly, though, I have been confident I've removed all the zucchini from a single plant, only to find a 3 inch wide, 12 inch long the next day. Similar on a few occasions. If we could get corn, carrots, potatoes, and beans to be as prolific, there would be no excuse for famine.
ReplyDeleteIf you listen very, very carefully late at night during the summer, you can hear the Zucchini plotting to take over the world...
DeleteYup ... just like kudzu
DeleteI'm eating one stuffed with pork and veges, topped with cheese. Had the other half yesterday. Quite nice so credit to my wife.
ReplyDeleteI mean to pick them before they get big but was away for a while and they get away.
Trombocino rampicante or similar squash, actually a C.moschata, like butternut squash, it's a 'winter' squash that's often harvested early and eaten last ke a typical C.pepo 'summer' squash.
ReplyDeleteThat’s funny shit right thar. Like the dick tator. . https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/98928347/Dick-Tater-with-Background
ReplyDeleteMight be a little tough over grown like that, maybe that’s what her neighbor really thinks of her