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Wednesday, November 6, 2024

"911, What's Your Emergency?"

 


  *Laughing hysterically and trying to breath* 

" I can't breathe!"

" What's wrong Sir. calm down catch your breathe"

"Oh my gawd!, my stomache!"

" Sir, you need to relax. Are you hurt?"

"Noooooo oooooh mm mm  my gaaaawddd...  * hilarious guffaws**

" Sir , what is the issue!"

" This dude just got,  gooot  oh murdered... my gawd, HAHAHAHHA,,, she slayed him! "

"Sir?"

"Gutted that fag from stem to stern!"  BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAa.....


  Phil sent this and said that she is his newly adopted daughter.  LOL








13 comments:

  1. Savage.... totally savage.

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    1. At your own risk. I'll have a disclaimer written up.

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    2. ps Dr. Jim, she’s in Colorado, I will stop by for a beer on the way to my date.

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  3. sounds like something my Mom might have said to that asshole. she was known for ripping "people" that needed it.
    she spoke 10-12 languages and could get by in a few more. was great at math and had more "backbone" than most men I have met in my life time. a very tough but fair lady. it wasn't wise to piss her off.
    one time, my dad came home after I guess a really bad day at work. and he was taking it out on MOM. she was making his favorite meal. liver and onions and she was getting pissed. she tossed the knife away as she was that mad. the knife landed tip in the floor between his legs by the table. my dad yelled at her, "did you throw that at me? " mom cool as anything turned toward him and said " NO. if I did it wouldn't be in the floor now would it ?" dad went to watch the news until she called him for dinner. you didn't fuck with my MOM. dad never raised his voice again to MOM that I know of.
    I think my MOM would have liked that girl/woman.

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  4. I'm still giggling. that was a FATALITY!

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    1. You & me both. I've been hopping around my favorite bloggers and I keep coming back, and it gets funnier every time.🤣
      -lg

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  5. Great response by Amer1can Barbie, but does Henry Sisson's alpha permit him to nut?

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  6. J.D. Vance made the statement during the Joe Rogan pod cast that all these men for Kameltoe suffered from extremely low T. After he made that statement I started paying attention and I think he's exactly right. They all are waaaay over weight. They all have real puffy faces. and they all have moobs and love handles. Is this why the government is attacking testosterone? I think so.

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  7. Cut off his nuts and manhood, stuffed them in his mouth then put his guts on the ground.

    Boom. Done.

    Nemo

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  8. He's now in the fetal position drinking a fat free soy latte through a baby bottle for the foreseeable future.....

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  9. A friend asked his wife once if she loved him. Her response: "You woke up this morning, didn't you?"

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  10. E-vis-er-a-ted!
    President Elect B Woodman

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