*Laughing hysterically and trying to breath*
" I can't breathe!"
" What's wrong Sir. calm down catch your breathe"
"Oh my gawd!, my stomache!"
" Sir, you need to relax. Are you hurt?"
"Noooooo oooooh mm mm my gaaaawddd... * hilarious guffaws**
" Sir , what is the issue!"
" This dude just got, gooot oh murdered... my gawd, HAHAHAHHA,,, she slayed him! "
"Sir?"
"Gutted that fag from stem to stern!" BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAa.....
Phil sent this and said that she is his newly adopted daughter. LOL
Savage.... totally savage.
ReplyDeleteCan I date her Phil?
ReplyDeletesounds like something my Mom might have said to that asshole. she was known for ripping "people" that needed it.
ReplyDeleteshe spoke 10-12 languages and could get by in a few more. was great at math and had more "backbone" than most men I have met in my life time. a very tough but fair lady. it wasn't wise to piss her off.
one time, my dad came home after I guess a really bad day at work. and he was taking it out on MOM. she was making his favorite meal. liver and onions and she was getting pissed. she tossed the knife away as she was that mad. the knife landed tip in the floor between his legs by the table. my dad yelled at her, "did you throw that at me? " mom cool as anything turned toward him and said " NO. if I did it wouldn't be in the floor now would it ?" dad went to watch the news until she called him for dinner. you didn't fuck with my MOM. dad never raised his voice again to MOM that I know of.
I think my MOM would have liked that girl/woman.