Mother-in-law had 4 kids, all pretty close together. Summers were hotter 'n hell and that was in the days before air conditioning was common or affordable. All she had to mutter was something like "Do you want me to go the fly swatter?" and everything the brats were doing would stop and things would turn ship-shape in a New York minute.
My mom had the fastest flip-flop in town. She'd whip one off and smack us across the soft back of our thighs quicker than nobody's business. Attitude adjusted! check.
same here, wooden spoon was the go-to but one time she was cleaning the cover that snapped on to the bottom of fridge....it was "handy", so to speak, therefore it was used! i lost Mom on Valentines Day, i miss her dearly
My mother would calmly walk into the kitchen, jerk open the kitchen tool drawer, rattle the tools and we knew that the big wooden spoon was on the way to smack us in the ass.
Truth social stonks only go up. The Nancy D'Alesandro meme is hotter than MC Hammer's crackpipe. Give the CPUSA (D) transplants a rude reception when they show up on your block. No room for commies or turd dreadlock Karens fresh from the faculty lounge.
I almost got to check them all off. Everything but the thong. We didnt have any in my ass whippee days. The belt was a favorite weapon and also a 40 inch long leather strap. Effective when doubled.
Mother-in-law had 4 kids, all pretty close together. Summers were hotter 'n hell and that was in the days before air conditioning was common or affordable. All she had to mutter was something like "Do you want me to go the fly swatter?" and everything the brats were doing would stop and things would turn ship-shape in a New York minute.
ReplyDeleteMy mom had the fastest flip-flop in town. She'd whip one off and smack us across the soft back of our thighs quicker than nobody's business. Attitude adjusted! check.
Deletesame here, wooden spoon was the go-to but one time she was cleaning the cover that snapped on to the bottom of fridge....it was "handy", so to speak, therefore it was used!
Deletei lost Mom on Valentines Day, i miss her dearly
My mother would calmly walk into the kitchen, jerk open the kitchen tool drawer, rattle the tools and we knew that the big wooden spoon was on the way to smack us in the ass.
ReplyDeleteIt’s all a matter of perspective: when I hear the word “ass,” I think, “hot woman, tight pants.”
ReplyDeleteOr else, “Democrat.”
Truth social stonks only go up.
ReplyDeleteThe Nancy D'Alesandro meme is hotter than MC Hammer's crackpipe.
Give the CPUSA (D) transplants a rude reception when they show up on your block.
No room for commies or turd dreadlock Karens fresh from the faculty lounge.
My Mother had a yard stick she kept behind her chair. That damn thing seemed like it was a six foot fear of God!!
ReplyDeleteGod Bless her soul!
"I'll get the YELLOW BELT out...."
ReplyDeleteI almost got to check them all off. Everything but the thong. We didnt have any in my ass whippee days. The belt was a favorite weapon and also a 40 inch long leather strap. Effective when doubled.
ReplyDelete#5 nuke map...whomever created that must be a leftard...if nukes start to fly, it ain't gonna matter where you live...nuclear winter...
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