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Friday, December 29, 2023

Talk about having a "pair".. updated

 

This guy crawling under the structure armed only with a paintball gun to chase away a bear that has entered into the crawlspace must have a set that is supersized.

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  1. It's a pair of balls to go mano a mano in a crawlspace with a bear? With a Paintball gun??

    Frankly I'd not go into that situation with a 44 revolver. Yes, the 44 magnum will kill the bear (IF you get the correct hits) but the Bear will still kill you.

    I'd leave the bear opening open and flood the crawlspace with bear spray. Cheaper to air out the house and repair the bears exiting damages then shoot and enrage a bear under your house.

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  2. I must be a coward. I would just throw in a couple of "bug bombs." At that point the bear can do whatever he pleases, suck on toxic fumes and make a rug or get.

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  3. Pepper balls, not paintballs.

    But still, a LARGE set of balls.

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  6. Huge jock strap, small hat.

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  7. Asshole the bear just needed a spot to hibernate. Yes, that was a big bear.

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  8. Smoke bombs would do the job just fine without having to worry about getting killed or destroying your property

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  9. Play Taylor Swift music. The bear will leave on its own.

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  10. That tactic works....until I the doesn't. Eventually he's gonna cross paths with a bear that isn't fazed by paintballs a is hungry. Then he'll be lunch.

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    1. Eugene, Oregon.
      We see that in the hills around here.
      Bear or cougar, juvenile and inexperienced or elderly and crippled or sick.
      A starving animal is unpredictable.
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      Hog, on the other hand, rarely have left-overs.

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