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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Grandmothers and Grandfathers

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?

Well, here it is:

 There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time - pancakes, ice cream, candy... just him and his granddaughter.

  One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast.
  When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Not really, Papa, it was really boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, liberal pinko democrat Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper, or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?


  1. Thanks for the chuckle Mr. P, and if I can finish the story...mommy(The Daughter)chews Papa out because "you know we don't use that language in OUR house dad!".
    Been there, done that...more than a few times.

  2. Hehe, that is a lesson that I learned from my daughter, one day I guess I said a bad word in front of her, she looked up at me with a surprised look and said, "Daddy, you said a bad word and you weren't even driving!"
    Lesson learned, thank you my sweet little girl.

  3. You are a monster. Just like Jane Austen's talent - i.e. "Pride & Prejudice." BZ. out.


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