A man driving around the backwoods sees a sign
in front of a broken down house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, and
the owner appears and tells him that the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice
looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing
a dog talk, he asks 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered
that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help my country, so I
contacted the CIA. In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,because no one figured a
dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger. So I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible drug deals and was
awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now
I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner how much he wants for the dog...
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth
are you selling him so cheap?'
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