His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi...and he needed a loan, So...he
walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan Officer. He told the
loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International redneck festival
for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the
bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security
for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was
parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and
everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral
for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Redneck from the South for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private
underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the
Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan
officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you
were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a
Distinguished Alumni from Ole Miss University, a highly sophisticated investor
and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the
world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around
Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"
The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York
City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there
when I return?"
His name was BUBBA....
Keep an
eye on those southern boys!
Just because we talk funny does
not mean we are stupid.
h/t to TomH.
We might sound dumb, but we ain't made it this far on luck alone.
ReplyDeleteNo da_truth36,
ReplyDeleteAccording to President Obama YOU didn't succeed on YOUR luck alone. The government is responsible for your success.
Bless yo hearts but we arn't the ones talkin funny!
ReplyDeletegsebes
OUI VAY ! That shameel ! that goyim shmuck ! vee should SUE !.
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