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Friday, June 29, 2012

Clocks in Heaven...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Do you have one for President Obama?' asked the man.
'Yes we do. Obama's clock is in Jesus' office........
He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
Thanks to reader Phyllis


  1. When I first saw the post, I thought it said "Glocks in heaven." I'm sure Jesus packs one. God, however, is a 1911 man.

  2. Shamelessly stolen and reposted...

  3. Pissed
    Kenny hasn't been posting, do you know if everything is ok?????
    This is funny as hell, we all need a good laugh now-a-days.......;)

    1. Hey angrymike, I don't know? I haven't heard anything. I'll email him.

    2. Thanks, I was just wondering.....;)


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