A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in
front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are
Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock
will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is
that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a
lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock
is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life.'
'Do you have one for President Obama?' asked
the man.
'Yes we do. Obama's clock is in Jesus'
office........
He's using it as a ceiling
fan.'
Thanks to reader Phyllis
When I first saw the post, I thought it said "Glocks in heaven." I'm sure Jesus packs one. God, however, is a 1911 man.
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This is funny as hell, we all need a good laugh now-a-days.......;)
Hey angrymike, I don't know? I haven't heard anything. I'll email him.
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