Monday, November 26, 2012

Damn Squatters......

(this was from an email thanks reader Phyl)
 
Check List Complete:

I scouted the area all summer...
I searched out the best location for my tree-stand ...
I set it all up a month ahead of time ...

I trailed the herd ...
I picked out a trophy buck ...
Two days before opening day I rechecked every aspect of the hunt ...
Everything was in place ...
Sunday morning, I woke up at 2 am ...

I put on my camo, loaded my pack, set out for my stand ...
This was destined to be an epic hunt ....
As I approached my deer-stand...


 

 

9 comments:

  1. What the hell is my mother in law doing up in that tree?

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  2. I bet he voted for Obama. Looking for a handout and free place to live obviously. Surprised he was not talking on a free phone when you found him.

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  3. What's all that white shit on the ground in your header picture? If it was orange I'd think it was fire retardent.

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    1. It's COCAINE!!! Muahahhahhahah :)

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    2. Speaking about drugs, just as pot is legalized in a couple of states, twinkies goes out of business? WTF MAN????

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  4. Fuck it. He can have the tree stand.

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  5. gotta bear licence?

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  6. Kill it and tag it! They cook up pretty well, actually. We made up this spit out of rebar and small I beam, and rotated that thing over a nice bed of oak coals...

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