Saturday, October 8, 2011

Call 'em On It......



Short Sweet and to the "POINT"




H/T  to "BROCK"

I Thought of This Song Earlier Today.....

When I was out and about today, this song came to mind as I was thinking about the idiots
occupying Wall st. and the other areas that they are protesting. Then I stopped over at
Boilerdoc's site and low and behold he has a great Rush Video posted.

Here is the one that i thought of...
















There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.
The trouble with the maples,
(And they're quite convinced the're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade.

There is trouble in the Forest,
And the Creatures all have fled,
As the Maples scream oppression,
And the Oaks just shake their heads.

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
"These oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light."
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.

Lets Have a Cold Beer and Go Back to The 60's / 70's......

They DON'T make it like this anymore....

I grew up with friends that had older brothers.... this is a small sample of what I was
first introduced to when I was young.....






















Done Occupying Wall Street??.....



First of all I would like to preface this post by saying that all
the credit for this idea goes to KURTP over at "ATRAINWRECKINMAXWELL"

I was reading his blog and he linked to me "HERE"




So with out further ado, I give you this:



Productive Day Today...

...and I wasn't even at work.

Pressure washed the front porch and back deck. They had some big cobwebs and mold.

Then I had to disassemble and wash and sanitize the washing machine.


The boss said the clothes were coming out smelling like Ass... which got me thinking.....
















I bet that Ass doesnt smell like a wet Golden Retriever like the clothes did........













Boy is he messy,  Looks like he is kinda covered in chocolate.....











Oh well, Its 80 something degrees here today and absolutely beautiful outside good day to take the motor scooter out........



be back later.......



Two Mom's and Some Voluteers...( a Must Read)

(Alternate Title... FEMA came and all we got was this lousy T-Shirt)


This is what America is about... self reliance, roll up your sleeves , help you neighbor and you will persevere.

Go read this post about the  "TEXAS FIRES"


H/T to  "MR.B"

Occupy Wall Street ..1000 Words....







From "SARGE"

Friday, October 7, 2011

Marooned...... earworm





From the 50th anniversary of the Strat...in 2004.

...teehee..........


'hey... its Friday night... what can I say... ;)



RULE 5 Post......Hottie Picture Dump.. :)

























( Caution... NSFW if you click here, my mom says so )



Vern.....

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week
bowling, and he plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
takes him to a local strip club.
...
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Vern! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

'Oh no,' says Vern. 'He's in my bowling league.'

When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she
know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern,
starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Vern. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?'

Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4
letter word in the book..

The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch
this time.'

VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE HELD THIS COMING FRIDAY.
 
 
H/T to Dayne P.

WOOHOO It's Friday...Shits Gonna Get Real Now!

Have You Ever Heard of Nolan’s Cheddar?






More info on the "Creator" of this.

Astonishing Cat Leap..... Look at the Distance he Gets.....

Mesmerizing Surface Detail.....Fractals......

Surface detail from subBlue on Vimeo.

Welcome to MORE Socialized Medicine Advice from Britain....

Down With The Evil Corporations!!!!..... "The Hypocrisy Crowd"

borrowed from "JayG"...



Redneck Zombie Fortress....

CBS sugarcoats shitbags......



...baby-faced bandits


....They look pretty young


....they have such a great life ahead




awww ain't that cute... ?




NO, They are fucking shitbags with "BOXCUTTERS" and are robbing people!!!


WTF???


I Feeling A Little of This for This Morning......

Come on... Star Wars Part VII..???

Revenge of the "WOOKIE"?

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Reflections and Tan Lines.........

Pandora Internet Radio Has Opened The Door to...

... some new artists that I have never heard of. Here is a sampling of some of the songs I like.








A Bridge to Far.... Timelapse Video....

This is a cool video of an overnight bridge demolition....



A Bridge Too Far from James Miller on Vimeo.

There Is An Upside To The Wall St. Protests.......

Thanks Amazon.....!!!




















More books to keep me busy. I have been adding books that some of you have recommended
and or mentioned on your blogs...Thank you!!



Cue The Terminator Theme.......

I must say this thing is pretty impressive, until it starts thinking for itself, or humping a cray computer.......



I LMAO at this one....once it hits ya......

Election 2012.....







Big H/T to "USA Admiral"

What I'm Reading Today....

Jay G talks about "Jumping to Conclusions"
 ..with a link to Jennifer who writes about being an "Easy Mark"




"Southern Bell" writes about taking responsibility for your own self defense and links
to an Excellent must read post by "BRIGID" on self defense.




North offers chocolate cake vodka to go with "BACON" !!




Dave is celebrating 4 years at "MUSINGS OVER A PINT"


Wirecutter STILL hates "OBAMA".. and enjoys bacon :)




Bubba has a bunch of good links to "READ"   one of which is a good article about an  "EMP"
attack.






Borepatch gives us a heh..   "VIDEO"




Pitsnipesgripes has some "HAWTCHICKS"




There are many more great posts you can read over on my sidebar...




I think I'll label this post "SNOOKI"  since it seems to draw lots of hits......

An Old Marine Pilot.......

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old
USMC
flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She
turned
to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first
Steadman's,
then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later
in
the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260
people
to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you,
what
are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked
women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I
shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked
women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old
pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
lesbian.' 









roflmao

Rise and Shine People......



Exercise is good for the body, it increases blood flow and helps to improve
muscle tone and the cardiovascular system....

Lets start off with some toe touches, shall we?




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UPDATE>... Reader Bob asked for "JUMPING JACKS"

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Healthy Fruit Eating......


Bananas contain about 74% water, 23% carbohydrate, 1% protein, and 0.5% fat. A 4-ounce banana without the peel is a good source of vitamin B6, potassium, and fiber.
Banana fruit may be eaten raw or as a cooked vegetable. The fruit can also be processed for a number of food products. Ripe fruits can be pulped for puree for use in a variety of products including ice cream, yogurt, cake, bread, nectar, and baby food. Ripe bananas can be dried and eaten, or sliced, canned with syrup, and used in bakery products, fruit salads, and toppings. Green (unripened) bananas can be sliced and fried as chips. Whole green fruits can also be dried and ground into flour. Vinegar and alcoholic beverages can be made from fermented ripe bananas
Other parts of the banana plant are consumed besides the fruit. The heart of the growing pseudostem is eaten in India. In Southeast Asia, the male bud is eaten as a boiled vegetable. The banana leaves are not eaten but may be used for wrapping food in cooking.
The banana foliage and pseudostems are used as cattle feed during dry periods in some banana producing areas. Culled bananas are used to feed cattle and hogs. Bananas are a good energy source but need to be supplemented with protein.


Here is one way to enjoy a banana....




Queensryche..UnPlugged....enjoy....

The Irish Half-wit.............

A man owned a small farm in Ireland. The Irish Internal Revenue determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them, demanded the investigator."

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board." "Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."


"That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent. 


"That would be me," replied the farmer.

Don't tell me, show me. Quit protesting and go get started.

I want to see the Wall Street Protesters make this work. So I have a proposal. Let's give them the opportunity to show us how it works.


"ASM826"
goes on to explain in great depth how he would go about it.

Go Read it.

Introducing Your Racist Website of The Day....

Personally "I" don't think  "THIS" is racist at all......but you know the left will be screaming.....





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As I Mature......

An Interesting Comment....

One of my friends fowarded this email comment to me from one of his friends.

It is very interesting to see what is going on out there....




Here is what it said:

Just a little tidbit of information from the front lines...

I manage a company that manufactures material for new construction and home renovation in the Chicagoland area. Fairly big ticket items. As new construction dried up, we have primarily focused on remodeling. This has become more challenging as financing has been harder to come by over the past couple of years and "stimulus" dollars have dried up after 2010. Had a meeting with some of our best dealers this week. Several said that their best prospects right now are retired government employees. They are the only people with any confidence in their future incomes. There was a time when people on pensions were the thriftiest. The distortions caused by current policies are very interesting.

TheOnesDay® *.......

as my blogbrother "BOREPATCH" says....


Alinksy's rules, everybody.  They worked for decades to take over the system; show them that The Man is still a ripe target for mockery. 


So... without  further ado, I give you "The President of The United States"


(the picture insists upon itself)


1000 Words of Mockery
 

Your Wednesday Morning Conspiracy Theory......

 Obungler is "KGB"

At first read I'm thinking ah , ya ok...but then you start thinking that he has no past so to speak of.

Some of the following points may have answers and I'm sure a good journalist ( an oxymoron I know)
would be able to dig some stuff up.


Here goes with a quick list that I can think of. What other question do YOU have?

The one thing that comes to mind is not many people have come forward who can vouch for him.
Where are the ex-girlfriends/boyfriends?
Where are ex-coworkers?
Where are professors or peers that smoked a bone with him?
Where are ex-friends?(other than the usual suspects) 
All the transcripts are sealed.
The BC is still in question. 
He really doesn't seem to have a past,  after what? 14 months voting present he runs
for the Office of the President?


Something Stinks ( insert unwashed wookie joke here) and I think over the next 12-14
months its gonna go rancid.



H/T to "Iowntheworld"

My Faith in Humanity is Restored....

..at least for the day.


I was in line at Starbucks for my morning caffeine fix. I started going to Starbucks after they refused to ban open carrying of guns. Anyway.. when I pulled up to the window the girl said that the person in front of
me had already paid for my coffee.   I in turn paid for the person behind me.


So far it has left a little smile on my psyche....  







Update.. in the comments North said "It keeps going that way until a liberal gets in line"...LOL

I would like to be a fly on the wall and see what happens. My coffee came to $2.30, when the lady told me it was paid for, I said okay I'll pay for the next person. She checked the register and it was $5.10. I gave her the money and left with a smile. I do have to wonder who the person was that broke the chain?

It's 4:30 am and Your Dog Wakes You.......

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Psychedelic Floyd..Set The Controls for The Heart of The Sun

Sit back, dim the lights, close your eyes and enjoy this one........





I'm Pretty Good at Drinking Beer....

This is a GREAT video....


It'll Buff Out.....

IRISH TALKING CLOCK........

IRISH TALKING CLOCK?

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'YUP, it is' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You ASSHOLE! It's THREE-FIFTEEN in the MORNING!'

Obama By The Numbers "The Video"....






found at ACEofSPADES

Dear Magic 8 Ball Kitteh.......

...Is Barack Obama gonna get re-elected?

(sometimes its the simple things that make be laugh)











found at "Iowntheworld"

Ummmmm... Ok.

Obama by The Numbers.....

The Obama Disaster:

If you needed any proof that Barack Obama’s Presidency has been a disaster for the United States, take a look at this infographic put together by John E., and posted over at Ace of Spades.








Large Version "HERE"

America Is Lost.....



America is lost because what is RIGHT is now Wrong and what is WRONG has become right. We were a place for the law abiding and dreamers of better lives. We are now a place for whiners and takers.




Go "READ"


Bushwack makes alot of good points that are worth pondering as to where we are headed and why it's so imperative to be proactive before it's too late. 

No Wonder He is Inefficient....

All Obama's facebook friends are on welfare. He is an ineffective president
because he can never get through all their posts!



H/T to Chippy

One of These Kinda Days..... Yucky Weather....

Good Morning World...

Well here in the Northeast I awoke to thunder and lightning and pouring rain, so no morning walk. I think I'll hit the weights then off to work to start thinking about what I'm gonna post today. I've scrolled through the Drudgereport headlines and perused the local papers and there is lots going on.


I hope you all have a GREAT day...

Monday, October 3, 2011

The MOST Googled Word ....

That brings people here is "SNOOKI"


I looked at my statfinder and "SNOOKI" is the most searched word...


What a sad sad statement that is...


I only had up a stupid "POST" with snooki in it.

EPIC SMACKDOWN.......

I just saw this... It was posted on youtube back in April ... if you haven't seen it , you will be cheering 


Rand Paul very loudly....enjoy








H/T to Tom H

Thought Provoking Post....

Matt over at Troublesome Times has a great post to read about the killing of

"Anwar Awlaki and Samir Khan."

ABORT MISSION!!>.. ...Run away!!........... lmao

Fish and Chips.....yummy

Fish and chips is a popular take-away food in the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand and Canada.


O'Gilligan's Eff'd Up Another Rescue.....

!! Marshall Law? Suspended Elections?...Test Drive for Tyranny?

The fool proof way for Barack Obama to guarantee his re-election would be to suspend the 2012 election.
Thanks to North Carolina Governor Bev Perdue, suspending elections is an idea whose time has come.


All it would take is one emergency, real or a false flag event, to enable this president to declare martial law and suspend elections. He’s already stomped all over the Constitution with his executive orders, czars and super committees. Do you really think he won’t take that ‘next’ step? With the ‘Occupy Wall Street’ protests gaining strength and spreading, they could very well be the excuse he is looking for. This week’s events were the perfect test drive for tyranny and the road leads right over a Constitutional cliff.

"GO READ THE REST" 




H/T to "WHATBUBBAKNOWS"

Meanwhile in Russia.......

Great Movie..........

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Machinist's, Engineer's Etc.. Here is your MindF&ck of the Day...

From ancient UFO Techonology found in the tomb of King Tut and the Japanese,
but mostly the Japanese, I bring you THIS video!.. now kneel now before the Gods of
machining....!!!










H/T to "The Woosk"

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Rule 5 Hawtness for a Cold Sunday Night.....

J.R.R. Tolkien...set to Rush's The Necromancer.....


From the "Caress of Steel" Album released in "1975"





One For The Ladies...80's Movie Scenes....

How Most Father's See Their Daughters Boyfriend.....

Your Life According To The Government

Reposted by request of "J3"..




Canine Commandments... : )

"Storm Over The Grand Canyon".... Random Pic